No.810968
>>8109672 years ago I convinced a bunch of internet people to trust me enough that I don't kill them in a secluded cabin in the woods.
This year I intend to pull it off again.
No.810969
'1d4+15'
Roll #1 1 + 15 = 16
No.810972
>>810969Why aren't you asleep?
How will you run quest if you haven't slept?
No.810973
>>810972Let alone play in a quest
No.810974
>>810972I just woke up kappa
No.810976
>>810975I slept for a solid 7 hours
No.810977
>>810976Inject Andy with my newfound super-duper Hypnotic truth serum
'1d10'
Now say that again!
Roll #1 5 = 5 No.810978
>>810973Playing in a quest alone is lame though,
hyuk hyuk hyuk
No.810979
>>8109682 years ago we posed naked for a picture
No.810981
>>810977'1d10-3' Andy ponoe is canon stronk, rolling save
Roll #1 6 - 3 = 3 No.810982
>>8109792 years ago I spent a solid half hour arguing that yes we all have to be naked
No.810983
>>810980I didn't join the redo therefore I couldn't have left!
>>810981>5 v 3Now speak up, missy.
>>810982Who didn't want to get naked?
No.810984
>>810983I think it was BDN
No.810985
>>810983>stronger body type mod makes you less likely to succeedthis is such bullshit.
I really did sleep well thou.
rolling for side effects. '1d10'
Roll #1 2 = 2 No.810986
>>810985Shouldn't the side effect table be created before the roll though?
No.810987
>>810986don't timed side effects take place after a random number of turns? let me check.
>sweaty palms intensify No.810988
>>810986oh, I see now, you only need to roll for the 'possible' ones which happen half the time. otherwise it just happens a. right away b. after the drug wears off.
No.810990
>I'm not the only one from this building who complained about the internet
>They will send a repair guy on monday
Ok well I'll just ghetto it for the weekend then
No.810991
>>810990All you can do now is watch horrible porn for the rest of the weekend
No.810992
>>810989Think off all you're missing out on by not being here
No.810993
>>810992Well, I have to save up money to leave thrumpland
No.810994
>>810991Funnily enough all my core porn sites seem to work fine, but imgur is fucked so I can't see pics people post there and link to me.
I will check if my old glue is still fine, if so I might make some hams. If not, probably movies and offline games.
>>81099310 months to the next one.
No.810995
>>810987Have this roll table for timed side effects then
1. Bloodshot eyes
2. Loss of Appetite
3. Nausea
4. The Munchies
5. Cold Sweats
6. Excessive Salivation
7. Lack of Concentration
8. Sexual arousal
9. Ringing in ears
10. Bad Breath
11. Dizziness
12. Headaches
13. Itchy
14. Runny nose
No.810996
>>810995'1d15]
I confess I just wanted to roll for something
Roll #1 9 = 9 No.810998
>>810994Oh yeah, back at home we had Pornhub to test internet instead of Speedtest
You could know that if that site worked, everything else should too
No.810999
>>8109984chan works, 4chan images work 50% of the time.
Ustream does not work, youtube works 50% of the time.
I have yet to find the common factors here.
No.811000
>>810997heh
I can get new ears installed later
No.811001
>load game of quickplay
>2stack in team
>goes hanzo widow
That's how I decided to play mystery heroes.
No.811002
>GATHERING STORM III
>WE'RE BRINGING BACK A PRIMARCH
>AAWWWW YEAH BBBY
>GW LOVES YA
>BY THE WAY IT'S ROBOT GIRLYMAN
No.811003
>>810999Does the X-files theme work?
>>811000Because of a drug you get new ears?
Radical>>811001We can play in a bit
No.811004
>>811002Who the hell did you expect, Lion? Khan?
No.811005
>>811003>ears get ruined by drug>lol just buy new ones normal conversation in 2030
No.811006
>>811004Lion would have been better, yes. Anything but Ultramarines.
They're bringing back Cypher though.
No.811007
>>811005"My brain got hacked last night" is totally normal too, so don't be too surprised
No.811008
>>811006Lion's return would have had some really confusing implications on imperial politics, Rowboat at least is a solid figure for mankind to rally behind.
No.811010
>>811007'1d10' hack nopo's brain
Roll #1 8 = 8 No.811013
>>811010Protect it with ICE
'1d10'
>>811011Pffft, ehehehe
Roll #1 2 = 2 No.811014
>>811012>>811013Another similar one was "Needed to charge my arm so I had to ask my friend to stop charging her book so I could use the cable"
No.811016
>>811013Should have taken your ICE black.
No.811017
>>811014It is pretty amazing what we can do now
>>811015Pls don't be too rough
>>811016Or my ICE
tea No.811018
>>811017OH MY GAWD
There are way too many zebras in here
Where are all the pegasi?
I'm out
No.811019
>>811018Phew
The distraction field works, she almost found all the stupid sexy pegasi No.811022
>>811021>14 hoursPfft. Amateur.
No.811024
>>811023I'm sorry my schedule doesn't really let me mon much anymore. What have I missed?
No.811026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfzbCg3sdcoThey may have patched it, but the bullshit Roadhog hooks will live on in infamy.
No.811028
OTR can begin pretty much whenever we have players
No.811030
>>811024Not much in the grand scwheme of things, the main big rwecent thing was still the beach party uou missed out on. When we can get everyone together there'll be another coop event.
No.811032
>>811029>>811031Unfortunately mälli is offline so we'll need to wait, unless you want to faff or something
No.811035
>>811028>>811032That's not my nameeee
And I just got back from dragging some bags around, sorry I'm late
No.811037
>>811036Weird, it's pretty late already, he should have been up by now
No.811048
I had to disappear for a moment sorry
No.811049
>>811046Will being rich stop the crippling anxiety caused by lack of finances and luxury goods that are just slight quality of life improvements but are still important?
Yes.
Will the lack of that anxiety make me more likely to enjoy the small wonders of life?
Yes.
No.811051
>>811046just 'not poor' will do.
No.811052
>>811049But what if you could run into the wild and live on your own, a man and the land.
Would you?
No.811053
>>811052As a recreational passtime, probably, but not as a lifestyle.
Mostly because it would take me a lot of time, years to learn how to provide for myself, despite knowing how to do most of it in theory.
No.811054
>Casters referring to one of the teams as the "Helenski Reds"
SCANDIES BTFO!
No.811055
>>811053Don't worry, you either learn or die!
>>811050Define rich.
>>811051A man on the range isn't poor! He lives off the land! All of mother nature is his treasure!
No.811056
>>811052Fuck no, there are bears out there.
No.811057
>>811055Indeed, owning land is expensive.
No.811058
>>811055I mean
It's a romantic idea and all that
But literally impossible this day and age.
No.811060
>>811056Look at this man.
Does it look like the kind of man that would be scared of a single bear?
>>811057>>811058Who said anything about owning!
No.811061
>>811055Living off the land is the third most retarded thing to romanticise right after mental illness and suicide.
No.811063
>>811059It is
You cannot exist without being part of society in some form
>>811060Yep, talking out of the ass alert
No.811064
>>811060I'm not Scrooge McDuck, of the Clan McDuck.
Were I to somehow acquire enough money to never have to worry about things again, I could build us a Sub Mansion and we'd never leave. If you want nature, I'll build an arboretum.
No.811065
>>811063There are plenty of places in Africa with no real government just ruled by warlords, like the good old days
No.811066
>>811062>>811063There's a thing called right of wandering, in the civilized world!
>>811061>>811064So you would not seize your right in your own might and make strides for yourselves?
You'd rather suffer the society? Bend the individual?
No.811067
>>811066more like right of gypsy-ism
No.811068
>>811067Gypsies life off others, the self made man lives off his own hands!
No.811069
>>811064Scrooge McDuck made his fortune by beating the gold rush to a ridiculously lucrative claim and then price gouging late comers with borderline illegal bank practices.
>>811066Of course not you fucking luddite, individuals are weak and worthless, societies create progress and well-being
No.811070
>>811066Naw I'm going to space. Establish a colony. Mold a small society in my image, as is the privilege of the hyper-rich.
No.811071
>>811066Literally retarded
No.811073
>>811072"Fucking society who needs it" -person who needs to come to town to buy supplies
No.811077
>>811075You gotta start somewhere, especially if you settle 20 meters away from the permafrost.
If you really want to start from 0 you could settle a tropical land and live happily ever after by the sea.
>>811076America sounds horrible!
No.811079
>>811077Good luck on reinventing agriculture and architecture. Remember to not use any established methods because society created those and you want to do your 'own' thing.
No.811080
>>811077There are tons of unsettled places in Asia, Africa, North/South America, that's how they do all those survival shows.
Quote from The Wheel
>I think I got the best starting location! (Island in the south of Argentina)>Six days later>"I'm quitting. It's too cold." No.811081
>>811080We should focus on the opposite - taking over and repairing failed states
No.811084
>>811077Sylt please, humans are social beings, you can't expect to live on the wild without company
At least not 'happily'
Stop baiting and join us in OTR
No.811085
>>811082>I want to benefit from all the creations of society but still pretend I am a pioneer in 2017-man accusing others of pretending to be retarded
No.811086
>>811083like a kid even knows what an audit is
No.811087
>>811084No.
I need more McDuck.
>>811085I quite literally just said I want to live by my own current means exploiting the earth myself, not that I want to be a pioneer!
>>811083MOAR
No.811090
>>811087Same thing except a pioneer has end goals beyond "I'll be a forest hobo until I die of exposure and malnutrition in a few weeks"
No.811091
>>811090sylt's a netrunner, he'll
die in two days from lack of internet No.811092
>>811087Less McDuck
More Fancypants
No.811095
>>811083>>811086>>811088That's Donald you dorks!
No.811100
>>811089>Andy doesn't believe in post-natal abortionThe brain isn't formed until 25! It's just a clump of cells!
No.811101
>>811090>>811093Well there IS a reason unsettled places are unsettled
They're inhospitable
No.811102
>>811100Texan man is August again, more news at 8
No.811103
>>811102>That autocorrectNopo BTFO by his own technology
No.811104
>>811103Odds are it was predictive text not autocorrect
No.811105
>>811104Probably so, you are our resident expert on phones after all, so I trust your judgment
How is OTR coming by the way, I haven't checked in since you started back up
No.811107
>>811105Slowly setting up the major scenarios here
The important villains have been spoken of but not seen yet, and we had one sneaking mission that went well.
Nobody has fucked anyone yet.
No.811108
>>811106I remember there's an Australian political party that supports post natal abortion, but only if it's done by the mother with her bare hands
Now THAT'S advanced!
>>811107Are they still on the run?
also
>kicked from training range due to inactivityree
No.811109
>>811108That they are, until they can piece together how to buy their freedom or otherwise clear their names.
No.811111
>>811108>AustralianSubtle.
No.811112
>>811109Do they know they can hold ctrl to sprint?
>>811110Better watch out for Manako now!
>>811111They are the kings of shitposting, and no really, I'm not making it up! It's a joke political party.
Some of their other stances are
>Employ the covert services of the military to erase Australia from all maps, so that it can't be attacked>Leave beer on all the beaches to stall any attackers>Lower the speed of light in Australia's Bible Belt because "folks there like to be less enlightened" No.811115
>>811112>>811113>breezy tries to branch out in the world>just started gaining a little distrust from execslesson learned, never trust a corp executive, not even your own mother.
No.811116
>want to maybe go out with friends
>nobody's going anywhere
It's barely 8am, I'm tired and I did nothing all day. Help.
No.811117
>tfw want to buy some warhams boxes just for their bits
No.811119
>>811116go perform your pasta ritual and come back for cyberpunk
No.811121
>>811119No way, too tired to eat.
No.811124
>>811120>it's been five years since we saw this first>there's been no change whatsoeverI kind of have a plan for the bits though, to bulk out my IG army. I need at least one more command squad box and maybe a box of tempestus scions.
No.811128
>>811126>>811127>the real secret behind Manako's amazing innovations is lifegear mom no!
No.811131
>Internet is back
Praise the omnissiah.
No.811132
>Illios
>win first two rounds no problem
>"I hanzo now"
>we lose
God
Just
End your fucking miserable life you piece of worthless shit
No.811133
>>811129I'll order delivery.
No.811134
>>811132>>811131>>811130I got ana's mask skin this morning
No.811136
>>811135remaining wishlist items:
>zen skin>hog skin>hog highlight intro>DVA bow emote >rein skin>everyone's dragon spray No.811137
>>811136mine:
>Hog skin>maybe Zen skin>maybe Junkrat emote No.811140
>>811137That doesn't seem too hard
No.811141
>>811140Now if I just bothered to play
No.811142
>>811136>Value 12225 coinsBetter get boxing
No.811143
>>811142I already got a good box this morning (ana skin). Probably need 20 more to get something good again.
No.811145
>>811120Also is that a cautionary tale or inspiration?
No.811147
>>811145A little column A, a little column B
No.811148
>>811146I found out something interesting the other day. Apparently genjis can deflect land mine explosions.
No.811149
>>811143Epics are pretty common, you'll probably get a the hog intro and Dva emote if you keep going & get all your arcade bocks, the sprays are cheap
The real killers are those legend skins
No.811150
>>811149there is still a week, so I'm not stressed yet.
>>811148fidget, you should become a genji main for us.
No.811151
>>811150But Genji mains are insufferable.
No.811153
>>811152It's not a bad skin.
No.811154
>>811153Yes, but I wanted the Mei and Zenyatta skins
Hope I can find a time for you to mon again
No.811155
>>811154I do want to. Unfortunately I can't stay up past midnight during the week anymore.
No.811156
>>811151nono fidget, if we bring our own genji, then we won't be assigned one.
I've finally figured out the matching system, it places you based on your most played time, so that you wind up with people likely to fill roles you don't: I always go healer, so I keep getting matched with non healers: tanks, widows, soldiers, you know. So if we bring along a genji, we would not be paired with a genji player. Its flawless.
No.811158
>>811155Gimme your timezone and I'll think of something
No.811159
>>811152well its cute at least, non event legends are such a let down.
No.811162
DM I have to duck out to run cyberpunk soon.
No.811164
>>811163>>811162The pasta is only beginning to thicken!
No.811165
>>811156Well… by that logic, I guess I could try.
No.811167
>>811165my plan is brilliant! brilliant I say.
No.811170
I wish there was a game mode in Overwatch called "Competetive but with Hanzo removed"
No.811172
>>811167I have tried to Genji.
It did not go well.
No.811177
>>811171Says the guy who literally ranks lower than me every season
No.811179
>>811177Wrong.
I rank higher.
Then I stop playing and end up lower.
No.811180
>>811179Trump pls, there is no need for alternative facts here
No.811181
Apparently there are some hungarians living in the neighbourhood
I thought I heard hungarian the other day under the window but wasn't sure, but now I've heard them talking as they walked their dogs
>>811179Factually wrong
No.811182
>>811180>>811181It's true though. I ranked higher S1 and S3. He ranked higher S2.
No.811183
>>811182Didn't you place lower than me?
No.811184
>>811175Just in time
>Hacked a POTG with 3 goldswew
No.811185
>>811182What was your placement in S3?
No.811186
Should we pause here then?
No.811187
>>811181I wouldn't feel safe with Hungarians in the neighborhood, aren't they like gypsies?
No.811188
>>811183>>811185S1? I placed 49, higher than anyone on the sub after placement matches.
S2 I placed 2490, and this season I placed 2800+.
No.811189
>>811186Seems like the best spot for me
No.811190
>brazzers making a MGS parody
No.811191
>the phantom peen
>"she's a good snake eater"
>diamond dongs
No.811192
>>811190>>811191A porno to surpass metal gear
No.811193
>>811188And yet here you are, Mr. Pro player
Nice diamonds last season
No.811194
I think it's like pottery to play such a good sombra that TWO separate people say you were really good while getting potg and three golds right before Cyberpunk quest
"Everything happens for a reason" - Nuzlocke
No.811195
>>811193We had that streak of 7 wins together, mr pro-pro.
>>811192>codex calls are on channel 69.69 No.811196
>>811186yes
>>811178>>811176>>811184Please follow your assigned waifu to the loading area.
No.811197
>>811195And yet that wasn't enough for you.
>>811194Of course, it was your manifest destiny
No.811198
>>811196I don't have a waifu, what now
No.811199
>>811197Because I had earlier games and lost them. We went over this a bunch of times you know.
No.811200
>>811195>>811192It's not worthy unless Paramedic calls in to talk about her favorite pornographic movies
>>811197So THAT'S why I've been feeling an urge to conquer the west!
No.811201
well it was just 3 hours but it'll do I guess
No.811203
>>811202It's shit
I hate it
No.811204
>>811201>just3 hours is a decent game.
No.811206
>>811205It's trash, TRASH!
I want to file a complaint!
No.811207
>>811201Don't worry, I have faith we'll pick things back up and get this thing going
No.811212
>>811211The only thing one can ask of Man.
No.811214
>>81121375 soldiers and a spy you mean
No.811219
>>811218It's overused and bad, despite me loving bunny-eary/rabbitgirls
No.811221
>>811214Nah, the Spy's on S76's side. He's blue.
No.811223
>>811222Sylt and Jay left, if you want to do 3s with me and Nopo
No.811224
>>811223I dunno if I play something besides ana-hog-solider meta will I be wrong?
No.811226
>>811222>>811223Mates,I enjoy the challenge. But challenge also requires a proper comp in this game. We were against a team of five with full on golden weapons playing their mains and when we applied ourselves we even won a round.
It'd have been nice to actually take the game from them instead of not trying.
No.811228
>>811227I thought we were on the same page there.
Competition = trying to win = going all out = fun.
At least I'd hoped you could see it in how seriously I was taking the match. Being constantly on fire and calling out picks and starts and having all the golds.
No.811229
>>811228I like winning too, I always try to win, and care about team comp (I went second healer)
But I don't know, is it really fun to play the same character all the time? even one as fun as ana? I really don't like that control point as ana, because everyone hides around corners and I can't easily hit them.
No.811230
What a horrible way to go to bed and waste my one free day.
No.811231
>>811230>get to be with cat boi > whole day was "wasted"okay
fuck you too sylt
No.811232
>>811230At least we will have one week to play without a whiny baby back bitch complaining about meta picks
No.811236
[1d10+4'
Roll #1 10 + 4 = 14
No.811237
>>811236'1d10+4'
Roll #1 4 + 4 = 8 No.811241
>>811239>>811238Tfw superbowl party tomorrow
Normies reeeeee
No.811246
>>811244>>811245Yep
Not much left of the dungeon now.
No.811247
>>811246I hope sylt will be there and wasn't serious about this being his only free time all week, a boss fight is scary without all the team there.
No.811248
>>811247He said something about not OW-ing in favour of studying, but if he does that all day, he should have those 3-4 hours for brzzz at night
No.811254
>>811246>>811247You guys are having dungeons?
AND a boss battle???
No.811256
>>811255I'm mad jelly dude
No.811259
>>811257If only I liked the idea of playing a breezie I could have been in since the beginning
Alas, I'm dungeonless
No.811260
>>811254Oh man, sylt totally rescued a princess in cyberpunk today.
In the Kingsman sense. No.811261
>>811258>"So how's it going with the girls? Are you going to bring your girlfriend over?">mfwEvery fucking time
At least we aren't getting the 'when are you getting married" questions
No.811262
>>811260Oh yeah, don't even mention me performing brain surgery, that's nothing really
No.811263
>>811261The way they are so well meaning about it makes it worse, like they just want you to be normal healthy people..
No.811264
>>811262Well I think you might have messed up a little bit since he developed such an attachment to ack, you know, that's a serious sign of brain damage
No.811265
>>811264I can euthanise him if that is what you imply.
>>811263I mean, define 'healthy' people.
Normies reeeeeeee?
I hate pretending to be a normie sometimes, but I must because I got myself into a position where I represent my University No.811266
>>811260Oh that sounds nice
I never seen that movie though
No.811267
>>811265>euthanize well maybe we should, since he's clearly not going to think like a rational human ever again.
>that spoilerwow
No.811268
>>811266What mean to say is
they fuggedin the butt and instead of a princess it was a cat boy twink
No.811269
>>811267Yep, he's a fast track towards the injection
Also
Don't take me wrong, I do like going out every now and then and such, but I have pretty much got into a situation where I not only have to be part of the organization of every Institute event, but also to conduct them and take care of Erasmus studends and pretend to them that I'm a normie too, etc>>811268I thought that part was just a joke though
No.811271
>>811269We're trying to make maali jelly come on
No.811272
>>811261And least you don't get hit with the "and look who came out of his cave" statement. Unironically.
No.811273
>>811272>proved my heterosexuality in my High School years so it never got doubted even when I started to get some of the pony blind-bagsDodged the bullet there
>>811271Oh uh
Right
It was pretty gay
No.811274
>>811257I also feel bad that when Sion offered to run something I was all over it too, and then changed my mind when breezie was picked out of the choices he gave us
>>811268>>811271Gosh Andy why are so mean
No.811276
>>811275>>811274For all we know it did, it IS in the logs
No.811278
>>811276>>811274I mean it does say it happened, and sylt is not here to say it was a joke!
No.811279
>>811275>>811276>>811278Neato
But my real fetish is for adventure
>>811277Morning Sion you're up early
No.811280
>>811279Wrong, I haven't slept yet.
No.811283
>>811281You know, gotta join the party where its at.
No.811284
>Radiation levels of up to 530 Sieverts per hour were detected inside an inactive Reactor 2 at the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear complex damaged during the 2011 earthquake and tsunami catastrophe, Japanese media reported on Thursday citing the plant operator, Tokyo Electric Power Company (TEPCO). A dose of about 8 Sieverts is considered incurable and fatal.
> Using a remote-controlled camera fitted on a long pipe, scientists managed to get images of hard-to-reach places where residual nuclear material remained. The substance there is so toxic that even specially-made robots designed to probe the underwater depths beneath the power plant have previously crumbled and shut down.
Meanwhile D.Va just throws her nukes all over the place
No.811285
>>811280Dammit Sion, what are you doing up so late?
>>811282Oh that sounds cool too
Tell me about the breezie dungeon though, I wanna know what you guys ran into
No.811286
>>811284D.va nukes are conceptually pretty fucking rad though
Also
Is Fukushima getting a sarcophagus too?
No.811287
>>811285but I don't run that so I can't cast quality bait about it
No.811288
>>811285It's the breezie milking factory
No.811289
>>811285Because fuck you, that's why.
>>811286"No, because it's all under control."
t. TEPCO
>>811288Ssssshshhhhhhhh
No.811290
>>811289Is it really though
No.811291
>>811290Rumors about radioactive material leaking into the ocean are just conspiracy theories
t. TEPCO
No.811292
>>811287You can throw quality bait of another quest then
>>811288What do you even milk out of breezies? Magic powder?
>>811289R-rude
No.811293
>>811292Their breezie dust.
No.811295
>>811292Ghazah is a cute gryphon, I bet she like bunnies
to eat No.811298
>>811296Well, we have the power…
No.811302
>>811300No, it's a misuse of power!
No.811303
>>811300>>811296o-oh dear
I can't find my tinkerbelle getting spanked to shake out her dust gif
No.811307
>>811293>>811294I knew it
>>811295Fun fact: Garza's favorite food is corn
But yes, she also enjoys a good bunny leg once in a while, too bad she's not a good hunter
No.811308
>>811303That's exactly what I was thinking about.
>>811305You do it!
No.811309
>>811308Oh nigga don't make me do it my consience couldn't take it
No.811312
>>811310"Hey baby, you want some of my pixie dust?"
Bright pick up line
No.811314
>>811313>blonde blue eyed Marilyn Monroe clone is popular for fappingIn other news, water is wet
No.811315
>>811313>>811314I think it might also be a lot of 'babby's first boner' syndrome for people
Tinkerbell just made them feel funny
because unpopular opinion here but humans are somewhat sexual creatures from the get-go even if we only develop the ability to understand these emotions at teenage, if at all/ever No.811317
>>811316Heh, that one is pretty cute
No.811318
>>811313>>811315she's also a very very old character, so there have been literal decades to make porn of her.
No.811319
>>811316I do think out of all of those,
Tinkerbell has by far
the shortest skirt No.811322
>>811318This too.
>>811320Maybe people just like fairies
No.811323
>>811320uh what nopone said then
No.811324
>>811322You asked what good wall riding is in a moba, here's the technical deets
>Wall Ride (D)When moving alongside impassable terrain, Lúcio can walk through other units, and his Movement Speed is increased by 20%. This effect stacks with other Movement Speed bonuses.
No.811325
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No.811327
>>811321I'm just now noticing that Disney made modern Tinkerbell's skirt slightly more modest.
Which is kinda funny since usually the opposite happens for older characters
No.811328
>>811327I thought you meant in a literal sense, like "Tinkerbell's skirt is only an inch long"
No.811330
>>811307Just wait until she
gets a taste of deer No.811331
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>>811326Mimics are pretty neat
No.811334
>>811333We happen to be at the den of deer, and they haven't fed us anything..
No.811335
>>811331Jesus Christ, that image
Oh dear
No.811338
>>811334>Andy wants to see Groof eating and terrorizing poor deerI knew it
I knew you were too excited to go into that village!
>>811335It's fresh new too. Tumblr notifications are pretty neat
>>811336Morning BDN
No.811341
>>811340With your tongue hopefully
No.811343
>>811339>Andy will actually make me go through drawing gryphon killing deers You… Monster
No.811349
>>811347I literally only thought of this after the fact and deemed it fitting
No.811350
>>811349heh
I thought you were gonna go loonytoons on me and have her falling through walls or something
No.811351
>>811348well they are a bunch of meanies who tries to get us killed by saying we were evil witches.
No.811352
>>811350I mean
You think she is done?~ No.811354
>>811353What's on Toonami anyway?
No.811355
>>811354DB Kai Final Chapters
DB Super
Jojo: Battle Tendency
Gundam Unicorn
HxH
No.811356
>>811355>Dragon Ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSmhZFbCy0God I used to watch that shit so much as a kid
No.811359
>>811358She
knows that witches get burnt, she was trying to kill us!
No.811362
>>811359You will learn her reasons to have done so
>>811360You fool, you can't kill a deer so easily
No.811363
>>811362yes, mean deer reasons
No.811364
>>811362I could post evidence of deers dying super easy…
No.811366
>>811363Andy please! Are you going to assume all deers are bad because one of them did you wrong?
>>811364Fake and gay
>>811365Fiiiiine
Wait a minute, Latias can't breed!
Can she?
No.811367
Have y'all spent the night posting fetish porn again?
No.811368
>>811367It was the usual suspects again!
No.811370
>>811366I've only met the one so far, and the one that tried to shoot us in the woods with no witnesses before we managed to parlay to speak with their leader.
No.811371
>>811369Nope
I'm not opening that
You can't make me
>>811370Hey hey hey! You're remembering it wrong, he was just guarding an outpost! Only doing his job
No.811373
>>811371Am I really remembering it wrong?
It seems like these deer are just the pirates of the trees and wanted to murder the innocent pone because she looks like treasure.
No.811374
>>811366I've interpreted most 'unable to breed' pokemon as 'unable to breed in captivity'
No.811375
>>811372Fine I opened it
It might be true but still a big scare!
>>811373You are remembering it very wrong…
You saw the screaming doe run into the forest and chased after her, finding an empty village in the woods and a stag that asked you to follow him
No.811376
>>811374It kinda depends on which one?
I use the idea that its just a 'once in a thousand years' kind of rare for them to lay an egg for many of the animal like ones.
No.811378
>>811374As evidenced by the fact Lugia had offspring in the show.
No.811379
>>811375I must be confused, maybe you should draw me a picture so I'm not confused anymore
:^) No.811381
That's a nice crit you have there Kelani
It would be a shame if something were to happen to it
No.811382
>>811380well they maybe could, but it wouldn't happen but once in many many generations. So it wouldn't be like breeding puppies.
>>811381oops it fell down these stairs with the robots from the breezy factory.
No.811383
>>811379Wow
Andy how do you expect me to trust you if all you do is troll and bait me?
No.811384
>>811382If only Pattern had such meta powers!
No.811385
>>811383Because I'm a troll and a baiter, you can always trust a troll to bait, truthfully, given the trollatunity. Now, its the normies you have to watch out for, you never know if they're going to do something.. incredibly stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UT9Y6coFT8 No.811388
>>811386Is this what you wanted Buttermilk?
No.811389
>>811388She just
wanted to have fun since she was lonely and bored No.811390
>>811387You will always remember this as the day, you almost cornered Captain Andelia Green. '1d10' don't slip into water
Roll #1 1 = 1 No.811393
>>811390In an ironic twist of fate, the water slips into you.
No.811395
>>811392The goat is sated now though!
No.811396
>>811390Haha!
>>811391I can't help it, she always finds a way to lure me back
No.811400
>>811398Nighto
>>811399>Cute plant people Hmmm…
No.811401
>>811399did you recruit her bf too?
No.811402
>>811399She'll keep doing that until your engines are so efficient they no longer require fuel. Or at least require such a small percentage of fuel it doesn't count.
There wasn't an efficiency cap patched in, if I recall correctly.
And you're lucky it was an engineer. Nine times out of ten people get janitors(brown shirts) or tailors (purple). There's a mod out there (Job Offers mod) which lets you conscript people with whatever job you want, though.
>>811400They say they've got two genders, but considering they're plants…
Beware of unruly stamens. No.811403
>>811401I'm working on that, but considering the steady flow of merchants and lost florans turning up there, he might actually be doing important work or something.
Or maybe the other Florans just stopped avoiding him once his weird girlfriend stopped hanging around.If nothing else, he's holding down the fort for her so the other florans don't mess her stuff up while she's gone.
>>811400They are pretty cute, for carnivorous, cannibalistic tribalists obsessed with stabbing things who often have mountains of bones buried beneath their houses.
And they love their bongos; if there's a bongo around, a Floran is more likely than not to go over and start playing on it.
>>811402>I've since recruited two soldiers and an engineer>an Avian Air Pirate wants to join my crew as another engineerEither my luck is awesome, or things have been changed to make officers more likely.
No.811404
>>811403maybe he's a merchant himself and is working hard to buy a trade ship to take her away on!
No.811407
>>811404Or he's a fellow nerd continuing her research on the ancient Floran caverns below.
No.811411
>>811403They might have tweaked it in the rare case of updates.
It's good you're having fun with it, though.
No.811414
>>811412delivery in 10 gallops or your apples back!
No.811415
>>811414How many is 10 gallops in trots?
No.811416
>>811413>>811414Just bringing a snack to the girlfriend
No.811418
>>811409Well, they're plants bro. Flora is far more viscous and cutthroat than Fauna usually is, it just happens so slowly that it's hard to see it if you don't know to look for it.
To be fair, it's actually part of why they're an interesting race. The concept of non-plant beings being "people" too is apparently something of a recent development. They're not necessarily "evil," just young and naive as a race.
No.811419
>>811416what a kind ponoe
No.811421
>>811418It does makes them more interesting
Kind of reminds me of when we were developing the Zhivur race
No.811422
>>811418Keep telling yourself that while they're gnawing on your leg and your batch of pesticides only make them drunk.
By the way, if/when you start modding things in, I'd advise staying away from Frackin' Universe unless you want a shitload of microcrafting added.
No.811423
>>811421Maali you watched DBZ, right?
No.811424
>>811422Not being evil and not being dangerous are two different things, Fidget. The fact that there's not much malice to the Floran's ways doesn't make them less brutal.
Besides, their biggest weakness is something we've become very proficient with.
No.811425
>>811424You'd think, but flooding a village with lava and then draining it gets tedious after a while.
Also here's a good graphical improvement mod if you want to stop looking at beady-eyed things.
http://community.playstarbound.com/resources/cutebound.4355/ No.811426
>>811423Yeah of course
It was super popular here in my childhood
No.811427
>>811425Molotovs work too.
Thanks for the advice, I'll have to look into that.
No.811428
>>811426I figured, there's some guy int he Cytube asking shit about DBZ when he should already know it, and I'm like 'even Maali's watched DBZ!'
No.811431
>>811430Pffffffft
1000000000 hours in MS paint
How did it feel to have an Alicorn OC for… what, 5 posts?
No.811432
>>811431I finally understand
sylt, lord of min max, I was glorious, beautiful, unstoppable, and godlike!
No.811433
>>811427Additionally, if you want to add more races to populate the vast empty tracts of space, you'll usually need one of the character creation extender tools.
I used this one, and never filled out all of it:
http://community.playstarbound.com/resources/kawas-xbawks-mode-character-creator.81/ No.811434
>>811432We sorta had to break the game for it.
Hope you liked the Kelani Hijack I did No.811435
>>811434It was really fun actually. A break from following the normal dark rules all the time
like in dark cyberpunk games and just make whatever happen. Pretty relaxing.
No.811436
>>811435Yep, all the challenges were an excercise in creativity set up by Buttermilk so you are better equipped to fight her!
No.811437
>>811436>describe any dance moves>create rhymes >change reality with cartoon magicI guess so!
No.811439
>>811438It was hard to notice since kelani knew they were part of some kind of game, yea. Just too incharacter!
No.811440
>>811439Want to know a secret?
I totally improved all of the challenges and during the Buttermilk fight I realized 'Huh, they did help if we want to be creative. It wasn't planned at all, planning is for dweebs No.811442
>>811441You should have learned by now that I operate with happy coincidences!
No.811443
>>811425>mod replaces Avians with generic harpies>as in "humans, but with feathers!"On the one hand, it's a definite upgrade in graphics. On the other, they fucked with one of the races I like best in the game.
>>811433Neat, I'll remember that for when I start using mods.
And I probably will; most of the loot weapons just aren't as good as what you can craft yourself, and the tendency of every monster to just charge in and try to get too close for you to hit them and just sit there making you take damage for touching them is incredibly annoying when your controls are unresponsive and your frames are stuttering in and out.
No.811444
>>811442>tfw plan out things 5 sessions or more out>leaving clue trails that lead that way until you eventually choose to go there jelly
I'm still shitty at maps thou
No.811445
>>811444I mean, I envy Sion because he can plan AND map
Me, I just improv and go by intuition and vague ideas that I form as I get to them
No.811446
>>811445sion is truly the toppest tier of GM
let us offer him tribute.
No.811448
>>811446HAIL SION!
>>811447You've gotta inspire me!
No.811449
>>811447Also, you are thinking one hour ahead
No.811450
>>811448>>811449We should both be asleep though
Night
No.811451
>>811443You're definitely going to want this one:
http://community.playstarbound.com/resources/improved-containers.3729/And I was looking for Avian-related upgrade mods (which kept them a more bird than human) but those seem to have vanished. Or have become outdated.
No.811452
>>811451http://community.playstarbound.com/resources/better-dash-no-more-double-tap.3919/This mod might be a lifesaver. It's so damn frustrating how I can't get the dash to trigger when a guy is coming at me with a hammer, but I'm practically guaranteed to go flying off the side of a steep drop when I'm trying to make fine-tune adjustments to my positioning.
Detailed Species looks like at least a step in the right direction, however small.
No.811453
>>811452Just remember that some mods are mutually exclusive.
No.811454
Raynor: 15/15
Kerrigan: 8/15
Artanis: 15/15
Swann: 15/15
Zagara: 15/15
Vorazun: 10/15
Karax: 15/15
Abathur: 15/15
Alarak: 15/15
Nova: 15/15
Stukov: 15/15
It's been a long climb, but I'm almost there
No.811455
And now for another painful 18 hours.
No.811458
Damn early morning /qt/ is dead as fuck.
No.811459
>>811458>Dva still picked more often than soldier"non viable"
No.811460
>>811459¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I was wrong, I guess.
No.811461
>>811460>>811459You've played a fair number of matches with me. Anything you think I could work on to help?
No.811462
>>811461Positioning. Just general gamesense, map awareness. Your aim and hero basics are good for the heroes you play but I often see you out of position.
Granted, we only play QP.
No.811464
>>811462I really should do more competitive mathes, but I rarely have the time for them.
I'll probably try to do a few more solo games as Zen to force that gamesense thing. It works well when it's two of us coordinating, but it's much harder when I'm by myself.
No.811465
time to sleep, tomorrow is the ultrabowl
No.811467
Good night.
>>811466Now I'm wondering if they have dialogue in any of the maps
>I am not an Omnic No.811471
>>811470Hi BDN. How's life?
No.811472
>>811471Slowly stabilising
I need to make a video by midnight and I don't hasve the motivation
No.811474
>>811473Yeah, for class, probbaly just going to stich togetehr af ew clips and talk over it or something
No.811475
>>811474That sounds like a pain, can't you just deliver an essay instead of a video?
No.811476
>>811475Nope, it's got to be a video.
No.811477
>>811476But why?
Fucking nazi classes.
No.811478
>>811477>NaziYeah, the prof's German
No idea myself, guess he wanted everyone to do something new
No.811479
>>811478Remind him of the 666 gorillions to guilt him into passing you.
No.811480
What's up
No.811481
>>811480L I T E R A L L Y
nothing
No.811483
>>811482Because fuck krauts.
No.811486
>Today's Runeberg's day and the Hobby Store takes any excuse to be closed so I didn't get my plastic crack today
No.811487
>>811485SPOILER THAT SHIT
No.811490
>>811488that left kät is top cute
No.811494
>>811493You lucky little shit
No.811497
>>811493What strikes me the most are the colors ofthat picture.
No.811498
>>811497You mean all the white?
No.811500
>>811498The color balance*, okay?
No.811501
>>811493I do not miss that every winter.
No.811503
>>811502Someone, somewhere, is typing up a rage post about you.
No.811506
>>811504I'm in a post apoc mood today. Think you will run?
No.811507
>>811506I thought you had to study today
Although Brz is cancelled, so we might be able to play later today
No.811508
>spell go face
>out of cards, play Daria, get cards back
>spell go face, flood board, run out of cards
>play Daria, get cards back
I forgot how much I fucking hated this cancer
No.811509
>>811507I don't play past 6 tbqh.
No.811510
>>811509Why can't you just study before 6 fam
No.811511
>>811510I don't study*
Had a slip there.
No.811512
>>811511Well, we can play after 6 then
No.811514
>>811513I'm bored, let's play now.
No.811519
>>811518Well your taste is bad enough for his.
No.811522
>>811521I fucking love to watch people who know how to dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpLL-ga0PrI No.811525
>>811523Pone should not sleep outside.
No.811529
>>811528>posts happy ponsIs that a happy feel?
No.811534
>>811532You very narrowly avoid hitting the shutdown button instead.
That was close.
No.811538
>>811536You need to get that feel checked out.
It's not a good feel.
No.811540
>>811538Aw it was so fitting.
what about this one instead?
No.811542
>>811541>tfw Belgian beer fest Unf
No.811543
>>811541That's a limited edition bot you have there
Now I have to go into standby for defragmenting and recharging
No.811544
>tfw no lewd drawing requests to fulfil
No.811545
>>811544I'm surprised you would want that.
No.811546
>>811544Depends on lewds of what
No.811547
>14 year old leaver
>someone with a soundboard and also a genji main
Sure love seeing that number go down
I fucking called the enemy picks like Nostradamus and still
We got fucked because genji is with you
No.811550
>>811547I'm up for some comp
No.811551
>>811548If you didn't want to be requested, I'd think you were Nasse.
You done saunaing?
No.811553
>>811551>surprised DM would draw lewdWot
No.811554
>>811551It's heated up now, so I will be heading in
No.811560
>>811559shit guys I'm gonna get banned now
No.811561
>>811560Low rank or not, at least you're consistent. I think Sylt is the one going to get banned for shooting up and down all the time!
No.811564
>>811547Don't you guys all have a way higher MMR than me? How are you getting these people.
I mean, I've had people who weren't that good, but no issues like that.
No.811565
>>811561I don't shoot anywhere since I don't play competitive in the first place.
No.811566
>>811563What a shaky pony
>>811561>tfw fluctuating between 2900 and 2980>can't get those fucking last 20 points ever No.811567
>>811562She's one of the flank-class characters from Paladins.
This guy (
http://splashbrush.tumblr.com/) draws a lot of Overwatch art as well.
No.811568
>>811567Of course you would immediately go for the Paladins porn
No.811572
>>811567I'd "flank" her if you know what I mean
No.811576
>>811575Not much. Just heavy DRM.
No.811579
>>811558>>811567Nooo
Fidget why are you so good at posting the things I already showed/was going to show
No.811582
>>811581I always thought your porn folders were full of such unimaginable stuff you just didn't want to show us.
No.811583
"I'll be overwatching you." - Mercy
No.811585
>>811583Timbuktu 2nite since brz was cancelled?
No.811586
>>811585It's the superbowl, I can't really run a quest, it requires a lot more attention than playing
No.811588
>>811586>>811587The match to decide the "world champions" without actually involving the whole world.
No.811589
>>811588Every world champion boot thrower has been finnish
No.811590
>>811587I don't watch it, but I do go to the party
>>811588It's not as though other countries have serious teams
No.811592
>>811591You can complain that you think 'handegg' isn't a real sport or you can complain that you don't get to be included, but the views aren't compatible
No.811593
>>811592I can complain about just about everything.
No.811595
>>811594Do you feel accomplished Nopo?
No.811596
REMOVE FAIRY
No.811599
>>811497We didn't have much luck with the weather today, but I'd rather have greyish skies than wind blasting me onto my ass.
No.811600
>>811594I think most of us could make it into diamond if we put our hearts into it.
No.811603
>>811600I'm planning to go to Masters next seas on
No.811604
>another Tracer potg
I feel the Swatz overtaking me
No.811606
>>811592It's a memesport. Sad!
No.811607
>>811600its really not worth it for me
No.811610
>>811609cock
gotta play more next week
No.811612
>>811611Funny, I'm also starving myself but for different reasons
No.811614
>>811613Not that one!
I'm just trying to fix my sleep issues
No.811616
>>811615You have about one week left to finish your tower
No.811617
>Wins on Sombra: 0
>win percentage: 6%
I am impoving at losing with Sombra
No.811618
>>811616Okay. I got a little tied up with OW because of the event.
does anyone still log in No.811619
>>811618Just finished some memes
No.811620
>>811618It seems like it has been a while…
And yeah, I've been tied up with OW too
No.811621
>>811620>>811618Oh, you didn't mean log in to OW
Now I just feel dumb
No.811622
>>811620I'll probably log tonight then, given it a reset lately?
No.811625
>>811624Why does everything have to be a fetish?
No.811626
>>811607I'd like to get into Diamond, but with most of my OW time playing QP with you guys I just don't have much left to actually play Comp.
Not that I really mind. It's too much fun playing OW with you guys to pass up.
No.811628
>>811626I used to want a high rank, to impress some nerds, but I realized that was stupid, and I should only do things that are meaningful to me.
Strange to learn something so simple after such a lifetime..
No.811631
>>811626>>811628QP is usually fun to mess around with, but the constant hanzo/genji/widow/sombra teams can get on my nerves where that happens a lot less often in Comp
Also, I just wanted to prove myself that last season wasn't just a fluke and I could do it, and my assesment was right - skill doesn't really matter in Comp as much as just pumping loads and loads of time into it
No.811632
>>811630Look at that evil smile
No.811633
>>811631I see, that is a good enough reason I suppose.
I just don't take QP seriously at all, it solved all my issues: no longer mad at snipers or ninjas, no longer upset about mei, or being matched against far better opponents or such. I just play and have whatever fun I can.
No.811634
>>811633I fluctuate a lot, if we actually talk and meme and laugh and have fun I am less likely to care too
If we don't talk or there are long stretches of silences I can get a bit upset
No.811637
>>811636But I already have
No.811639
>>811637Detect Bluff '1d10'
Roll #1 1 = 1 No.811640
>>811635>>811638The fuck is this
>>811639You are now convinced Starlight is actually my wife
No.811641
>>811638When will this superman is evil maymay end?
No.811642
>>811640AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.811643
>>811640Posting for gaius
>>811641It's Lord Superman
No.811644
>>811643The question wasn't "who is this for"
No.811646
>>811644[autistic screeching intensifies]
No.811648
>>811644Batman Beyond the comic, featuring the Justice Lords Beyond.
>>811645Hey I like Lord Superman.
Also all of the Justice League was evil in that
No.811650
>>811648When will this "heroes are evil, villains are good" meme end?
No.811653
>>811650Villains were still evil.
So Lord Superman mindwiped them to make them good useful drones and created an authoritarian utopia.
No.811656
>>811655Yeah that was kinda the point.
Then he found out about other earths from alternative dimensions and set out to make them perfect as well.
No.811658
>>811656>>811656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WNwOF-tOHcI mean how fucking sad is it for the joker to not be mindlessly murdering everyone.
What a horrible future.
No.811659
>>811657Perfect for those who are perfect.
No.811660
>>811658Would you rather have Batman watching you while you take a shit just to make sure you don't do anything evil?
>>811659You seem to have quite the fetish for this universe.
No.811661
>>811660This whole false choice between either you're some super psycho murderer or you're some naive boy scout who can beat guys to pulp but can't kill them for some reason is such a stupid meme
No.811662
>>811658The music fucking makes it
>>811660Why would Batman watch some random dude taking a shit?
No.811663
>>811660Well their example of why the justice lord world was bad was that a guy got arrested for causing a commotion at a restaurant. Seems fine to me. Go yell in prison if you want to be such a public nuisance.
No.811664
>>811663He was skipping out on his bill too desu
No.811665
>>811661Well it's not Batman or Superman's job to kill their villains in the first place. If anything it's a charity.
>>811662Because he's creepy and obsessive like that.
>>811663All it takes is one bad day, you know.
No.811666
>>811661Not a meme all
heroes characters ascribe to
No.811667
>>811665>>811665>Well it's not Batman or Superman's job to kill their villains in the first place.Yeah, but if they're going to take it that seriously they might as well take it to its logical conclusion, which isn't necessarily the justice lords world
No.811668
>>811667What makes it their responsibility in the first place?
No.811669
>>811666We all know womb explosion was the only real villain
>>811665Does he take samples of it too?
No.811670
>>811667Superman has been portrayed as being deathly afraid of the responsibility he'd be saddled with if he started killing people. Batman doesn't kill because killing killed his parents.
And then we have Terry.
No.811671
>>811666For all his flaws, Punisher really is the closest to what an irl batman would be
No.811673
>>811670My grandfather died of death
No.811674
>>811668By virtue of them spending their entire lives to fighting this shit to the point that villaisn have risen up that are strong than average police
>>811670Yeah, that's a childish reasoning. But I'll go with it because after all, it's a comic for kids.
No.811675
>>811667You're right sion, I think I'll start killing all the radan now, to take responsibility.
No.811677
>>811671Pretty much. Of course like everyone, Punisher suffers from less than consistent portrayals.
>>811674Batman's whole thing is "muh psychological trauma" so at least it's in character.
No.811678
>>811676She's not kidding man, she'll do it, she is crazy!
No.811679
Man where did my evening go?
No.811681
>>811678Impossible, that'd mean she'd have to break a few non-binding regulations!
No.811682
>>811676>>811678'1d20' execute order 66
Roll #1 6 = 6 No.811683
>>811680I don't drink, so no.
No.811684
>>811679Lapses in time are a side effect of too much fapping
No.811685
>>811682Pattern, you've drunk too much tonight, go to bed.
t. Tinker Soldier
No.811687
>>811682>order 66>the roll is a 6Satan?
No.811688
>>811687Check my 66 '1d66'
Roll #1 50 = 50 No.811690
>>811689Why is Jar Jar the key to all this?
No.811691
>>811688I'm 50-50 about yours
>>811689That's not Satan
No.811693
>>811685>>811687tiny cackling '1d10'
Roll #1 7 = 7 No.811694
>>811690Because poop jokes are hilarious.
>>811691AT SEVEN, HE SAID
No.811696
>>811686What are you going to do with emo cat
No.811697
>>811696Keep him chained to bed and use him as a sex slave.
No.811699
>>811698Now that's a creepy doll.
No.811700
>>811694You weren't here m8
>>811695>mosly kettlesI laughed
No.811701
>>811700But I was? You didn't message me on steam or anything.
No.811703
>>811698she shared her witchy cackling secrets
No.811704
>>811702I won't.
I will just leave this open box here. Completely unsupervised.
No.811706
>>811701You went to study, so I was waiting for you to show up!
Once again we had classic miscommunication then, waiting for each other again
No.811707
>>811699Petilia is very creepy
No.811709
>>811703>>811704!
Those secrets are fobidden!
No.811710
>>811706You literally said "I'm going to buy pizza and will run at 7", then left.
I never said ANYTHING about going ANYWHERE!
You just never showed back up!
No.811711
>>811710I've been here all along!
Every other time you message me religiously, when you didn't I thought you disappeared!
I'm sorry!
No.811712
>>811705>>811708>>811709Literally the perfect trap.
No.811713
>>811709Its the law of sleepovers, we're gal pals so we have to share secrets. its not pattern abusing a rule.
'1d10' steal more forbidden secrets
Roll #1 6 = 6 No.811715
>"In the recent developer insights, Team5 talked about how the meta right now is good, since most decks have 51-52% winrates… but that's not the fun factor, that's just coinflips. You and I can flip a coin and heads you win tails you lose, and that's perfeclty balanced, but not fun."
Kripp really nailed why HS is shit right now and why the devs are completely incompetent.
No.811718
>>811713>>811714"But don't tell anybreezie!"
No.811719
>>811711Whatever, guess you didn't really want to run it then!
No.811720
>>811718Makes a lips zipped action with her hoof.
No.811721
>>811719Well, no, I haven't been feeling it this week, I am not sure why, but I would have ran if you came to me and booped me to run.
No.811722
>>811658That's why the Two World's Crisis Joker is objectively better; even a one of the good guys, Joker killing people is a universal constant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGxqgxYoSeU No.811724
Anyone up for an hour and half of OW or anything?
No.811725
>>811724EEEEEEEH I guess I could?
No.811726
>>811725I'll get in game and on mumble in 5 then
No.811730
>>811729Nigga what are you crying about you get to ski and shit
No.811731
>>811730Tomorrow will be a snowy day!
No.811732
>New Unearthed Arcana for 5e
>Ranger archetype that can turn into a tree
A N D E L I A
No.811733
Comp - can only play healer
QP - literally unwinnable solo because of retards
>>811731That's good, isn't it
No.811734
>>811733No it's bad. You want sunshine while skiing. It can snow at night for all I care, but during the day I want to be able to actually see the ground.
When literally everything around you is white and you can't even see which way goes down anymore, things get a little too tricky to my liking.
No.811735
>>811732Isn't that just a druid, though, except with turning into a tree instead of wildshape?
No.811736
>>811734You cab stick to the baby trails!
No.811737
>>811733We won our recent Comp match thanks to a gold weapon Genji.
But part of me wonders if we would have won faster/easier if he wasn't Genji.
No.811738
>have a good time>"Hey remember that one really cringy and embarassing thing you did that one time when you were drunk"Damnit brain I didn't need to remember that!
>>811737I lost to a Genji today, who literally called all of us shit while jumping off the map next to spawn out of spite because he didn't get enough healing when he went off to the right alone when literally all 5 of us went left
Also won a complete meme match with a Widow on the enemy team that failed to headshot me as Lucio when I was slept, out in the open
She literally missed me 4 times during the whole sleep and I got away.
No.811739
>>811735Nah, it has the other ranger stuff
No.811741
>>811740I feel every second I spent watching that was a waste of my life
No.811743
>>811740>>811741When I heard "I'm the world Champ, you know?" the first thing through my head was John Cena jokes.
Which are actually pretty funny if you replace John Cena with Fluttershy.
No.811744
>>811743I just like fluttershy wants to be anything but a pony, a tree, a bat,
a pet No.811749
I want fluttershy as a pet
No.811751
>>811750Still tired or what?
No.811752
I do wonder how can so many trash players exist
No.811754
>>811753Shame on you!
Now zeeb will be a mess 4ever
No.811755
>>811754well that's what zeeb has you for
No.811756
>>811755Exhaustion or messes?
No.811758
>>811757But if a zeeb is a mess in a forest but no one is there around to hear it, does she still make a noise?
No.811759
>>811758You're the zeeb expert mate, this is your job
No.811760
>>811759I can only do theoretical zeeboligy, can't say anything for certain if I can't get my hands on it to do practical zeebology!
No.811761
>>811760Are you saying you need me to bring the zeeb here? I don't understand.
No.811762
>>811761Yes, yes.
My degree in zeebology makes it so I can make very good educated guesses, but each zeeb is different so I will need to see it in person to make a proper diagnosis.
No.811764
>>811763Is the eye-tech store-bought or… you know, chop-shop.
Could be a real mess if it was a hack-job.
No.811765
>>811764I can't tell man, what do natural zeeb eye tech and chop shop eye tech zeeb eyes look like even?
No.811766
>>811765Natural zeeb eye tech is pretty and clear and sparkly while chop-shop contacts and stuff like that make it foggy and dim and unclear.
No.811767
>>811738I haven't had them like that yet, but I've had teams tilt in hilarious directions.
One of my first Comp games I ended up with a five stack and they tried to keep me, Bastion Mainer Supreme, protected and alive. It didn't work, since the enemy team would focus me down IMMEDIATELY. as in they would ignore everyone to kill just me, ignoring the fact that there where other people on the team trying to kill them. I did terrible that match, just a Bronze for healing of all things! But the enemy team called me cheap and blamed me for their loss
No.811768
>>811767Tunnel vision much?
Comp can be such a shitshow, to be honest
Also, today I got warnings that I'm getting close to a leaver penalty since I dodged two games in the Assemble Heroes phase when I saw hanzo mains on the team
No.811769
>>811768They found me no matter where I hid.
At your level of play, aren't you going to be seeing great Hanzo and Widows?
No.811770
>>811769I don't care
They can be the Literal second arrival of Jesus H. Christ, son of God, do not fucking play that garbage in any circumstance
Some genji players have been decent that I playe with in comp, but, y'know, the oney that are bad are the least likely to change.
The good ones know when they are doing bad an switch off at least.
No.811771
>>811770The worst I've had in Comp was when our healer switched to Widow when we already had a Hanzo.
Leaving us without a healer at all
No.811774
>>811772Cost us the game. Pretty sure I had Gold eliminations, which isn't really a good thing as Zen.
No.811779
>>811778>>811778Hey
Hey Twilight
Twilight
You suck at war so shut up or you'll be my war booty for tonight No.811780
>tfw it's gonna be -25C tomorrow
No.811781
>>811776Glittering gold… trinkets and baubles
No.811782
>>811780Give it to me
I desire it so
No.811783
>>811782I'm probably gonna freeze my fingers off
No.811785
So hear me out.
In Dragon Ball Super, Freiza gets revived, but he's like TWO POWER TIERS below the end of DBZ!
In fact, the wiki his power level is 120,000,000 when he was defeated. But then he gets revived and slain by Future Trunks before the Cell Saga, with presumably a higher power level. But when Majin Buu was defeated, Piccolo still had a relevant power level (he participated in the fight) and Kid Buu had a power level of 1,150,000,000.
Since then Goku and Vegeta have moved into God Tier with divine power so I don't know how he's supposed to be a threat, even to Gohan or Piccolo, much less them.
No.811789
>>811788Boy those hips just go wherever they want.
No.811791
>>811790Hello tiny fairy princess! Don't listen to the Amanojaku!
Boy, DDC had all the best girls.
No.811793
>>811792Yeah, she's a little goofball.
No.811794
>>811788its comedy, the whole 'boys hate girly things' trope
No.811795
>>811794Like many of my peers, I thought Freiza was a woman for about ten years. That english VA!
However I should say that in the original DB Hell it was a miserable place, and the fairies and stuffed animals are more like canon Heaven (which is why Dabura was sent there instead of Hell, but he ended up reforming when he liked Heaven)
No.811796
>>811795but he's called.. LORD freiza..
The after life is customized on earth
No.811797
>>811796Sometimes with a title like "lord" you don't want to change it to lady because it sounds more intimidating as lord, right?
Like for example in Timbuktu, I refer to Nasse's magician mentor as a "master" even though he keeps saying "mistress". She's very important and powerful, Master just sounds more respectful and terrifying.
You want to be a Pokemon Lord or Pokemon Master, not a Pokemon Lady or Pokemon Mistress!
>Customized afterlifeI thought it was canon that the afterlife is shared and you could meet up with old villains there
No.811798
>>811797Mistress always ends up sounding like bdsm play regardless of context
No.811800
>>811798I'm my own mistress now
No.811801
>>811797>lord is more intimidatingsexist and untrue tbh fam
>afterlifeyea earth and namek have different afterlifes somehow? its got to do with them changinge gods
No.811803
>sub is talking about lewd again
How fortuitous. I had the most degenerate dream just tonight.
It was consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
No.811804
>>811802The title is "Champion"
No.811805
>>811804And also, here's why it sounds less intimidating
>Things you call a person of high standingMale = Lord
Female = Lady
>Things you call a person with good mannersMale = Gentleman
Female = Lady
>Things you call some douchebag on the streetMale = Guy
Female = Lady
Lady is too nonspecific! That erodes its meaning. "Duchess" or "Queen", sure. And there have been many an evil Queen or Empress in media.
But "Lady" just doesn't sound scary!
No.811806
>>811805It only gets worse if you try to call a female knight 'dame'
No.811808
>>811806Now I kind of want to see "The Attack of Evil-Gentleman Frieza" though
No.811809
>>811805what I got from this post is that you're scared of rich people, who are likely to care about laws, and not poor people on the street, who are likely to have illegal weapons
No.811810
>>811809If you were a history graduate like me, you'd know that """law""" was a pretty tenuous proposition during the period when the most people were claiming titles like Lord.
Personal fiefdoms with absolute rule, where the only law is "take all disputes to the Lord and he decides" with no limit on maximum punishment. Cultural memory reverberates even now hundreds of years later with the terror of Lords and their little armies of armored brigands.
No.811811
>Massive snowfall
Well, guess the forecast was accurate.
No.811813
>>811812Besides, you really think "Guy Frieza" sounds scarier than "Lord Frieza"?
No.811816
>>811813Its all about how you say it.
Lord isn't all that intimidating if you don't make the O sound harder than usual. In christian songs and stuff they say Lord with a softer O, more of an A, to make him sound friendly.
Guy Frieza doesn't make much sense grammatically, but something like Dude Frieza might, and if you said it with sharp quick sounds it might sound "scary".
What's really intimidating about him isn't the title, but the aliens and followers, and build up, to where the characters actually know who he is and are afraid of the reputation. Just lose the title altogether IMO
No.811817
>>811816They don't call him "Lord" often which is the reason it's so confusing in the first place.
At least in Super they refer to him as 'evil emperor' which is more clearly male
No.811818
>>811816also
>praising the lardamerica!
No.811819
What I really want to know is this:
How did Captain Ginyu get to Earth as a frog?????
No.811820
>>811817Well he is an emperor and evil.
>being confused by cartoonscome on now
No.811821
>>811818I'm sure that's how trump says it
No.811822
>>811820This is the voice actress of Frieza. And quite a few people thought he was female.
Maybe you're a sexist for not even considering that Frieza might be a woman!
No.811823
>>811822They used male pronouns to talk about him!
No.811824
>>811823They don't use pronouns for Freiza often, and there's one well known scene where Vegeta seemingly calls Frieza with a female pronoun ("last mistake she will ever make")
Combined with the feminine design and female VA, it shouldn't be a surprise desu fam
No.811825
>>811821Also
>Andy trying to bait politicsSmh tbh
No.811826
>>811824Isn't this his initial form?
I mean it does have pink, but its clearly muscles, and the torso is male shaped.
No.811827
>>811826Woman can be shaped like that too you know, they don't HAVE to wear boobplate
No.811828
>>811825Its a style I learned from a hacker known as Wf+6, so its a top tier method. He's a very well educated man, and researched it carefully.
>>811827>DBZ >not having boobs when available lol
No.811829
>>811826god he looks retarded
No.811832
>>811829Well, he's a DBZ alien, so yes, he does.
No.811833
>>811828None of Chichi's designs show off her boobs though
In fact, look at this scene! This is just where I happened to pause my show to talk to you, I didn't cherrypick or anything. A lot of anime would've chosen a side view to show off Bulma's boobs, but they show the rock instead!
No.811834
>>811833But you can clearly see bluma is a female by the eye shape and earrings?
Anyway, I literally don't care about DBZ enough to continue this debate.
No.811835
>It's a "Piccolo fights and gets an arm ripped off unlike every other fighter because we all know he can just regenerate it anyway" episode
Having a regeneration power seems to be bad luck if you're an anime protagonist, it means you get hurt more
No.811836
>>811834You were talking about DB as though it always goes out of its way to show boobs though, remember?
No.811837
>>811836boobdroidBarely legal counts
No.811838
>>811835In Jojo the reason every part has a healer character from part 4 on was so the author could have fights fuck up the protagonists even more
It's a pretty cool reason
No.811839
>>811837?
>>811838Actually even as early as part 1 you have
>Oh shit my arm is broken, but with just some Hamon I can fix it! No.811840
>>811839you should get rid of hector, having a doctor is bad luck since it means you can get hurt worse
No.811841
>>811839Yeah, but I don't remember much healing in part 2 and they always had to go to hospitals offscreen in part 3
No.811842
>>811840Desu we may have to if he goes nuts
There's "working with criminals to serve the greater good" and then there's "tolerating the big bad because he is a PC"
>>811841Hm, true, part 2 hasn't seemed to have much - mostly because Joseph isn't trained properly in hamon
No.811843
>>811842Okay.
The BDI company owns that house so they will claim anything left inside after Hector dies.
No.811844
>>811843>BDN will claim Nopo's stuffIt would be fun to see what kind of Cyberpunk he would dream up
No.811845
>>811844I bet it would be a Solo with full augments
No.811846
>>811845I'm guessing self insert genetic expert.
No.811847
>>811845Maybe so, but he might surprise you. Maybe he would be a mad doctor mastering gene therapies, or a rockerboy who wants to "catch em all". Or maybe a media who controls the world through the power of memes.
No.811849
When do we want to otr again?
No.811850
>>811848>>811845Hmm, we should continue the Sealab research soon…
I'm sad Brz didn't run Sunday, I was looking forward to that.
Although it occurs to me now that Andy doesn't need to feel rushed about Horizons, because now we have a whole nine months until the anniversary again!
No.811851
>>811847A mad doc would be great
And if meme magician means I can pull out pictures or say trigger words to affect people, that l would be neat
No.811852
>>811848What kind of cyberpunk would you play?
No.811855
>>811852No idea, I'm not sure what kind of cybers there can be
But a mad doc or something along those lines would be cool
No.811856
>>811851Rockerboys can just sway whole crowds to riot for them, raising armies of 20,000 strong with a song
No.811857
>>811850Right I See.
Also I have something important this sunday, can't play then.
You mean Horizons still runs?
No.811858
>>811853It's kind of a hassle to leave Horizon unfinished. When I started Timbuktu, I didn't think it would be so popular I guess, so I thought it would be kind of a side project. But everyone wants it to run a lot. I want to finish that old story though…
No.811859
>>811857>ran two times in the last month>Timbuktu players complained at me for running H instead of TimbuktuIt's hard to GM many quests
No.811860
>>811858I might be fairly available today if this weather doesn't clear up.
No.811861
>>811860Hmm, I'm staying up late and also I need to get work done for class on Tuesday… I guess we'll have to see. But don't stay in from skiing on my account
No.811862
>>811858>I didn't think it would be so popular I guessYou literally spammed asking for people and chased DM to play.
No.811863
>>811862DM I fostered the attentions of but the rest have been eager on their own
Mostly because I was worried about DM getting into a rut after so long without questing, I am glad he has ambitions again
No.811864
Oh for crying out loud how hard can it be to program a functional online radio
No.811865
>>811855Well your class has one special ability, then you basically pick whatever skills fit your concept.
Cops use AUTHORITY to intimidate people.
There are Solos which are assassins, and they have a combat helping ability.
Nomads are like gypsies and can summon other Nomads to help them, even a bunch to fight with them.
Corporates use "Resources" to just have things air dropped for them once in a while.
Fixers are able find better information about basically anything with their street deal skill
No.811866
>>811864Depends how low you are going.
In Python you can just do "import radio".
No.811868
>>811867A coding language made out of snakes, like a lamia
No.811870
>>811868There's a Python program installed on this computer I'm working on and I need to delete all unessentials.
No.811871
>>811870If you don't have the core program installed no .py file will run. I'd advice against deleting that.
No.811872
>>811871This computer will only have to run Libreoffice Excel for the rest of it's miserable life though.
No.811873
>>811872Look at the file size of python.
No.811875
>>811874Do you have a crush on first-apprentice-girl like Sion?
No.811876
>>811875only her pointy ear form
No.811877
>>811875Condiment Queen is qt
No.811878
>>811876The Demon?
Bad girls are one thing, but that's an extra level of bad!
No.811880
>>811878the one with the blue dress and orange pone ears on top
No.811881
>>811880Do you want to pony up sprout fake animal ears?
No.811884
>>811865Free supplies of spare augs? Oh my
No.811885
>>811883Oh
I'm just jaded to lewd I guess.
No.811886
>>811884Or hire a full support team, or a private jet. Maybe a full new body waiting for you in case you fugg up
No.811888
>>811885>those hands[screaming]
No.811892
>>811890>hiding out as a qt girl while your real body is upgraded/repairedjust like my anime
Heh' the pone fad is fading again huh?
No.811893
>>811889They're not enough fingered hands
No.811894
>>811893They're Tau, they have the right number of fingers
>>811891But only jocks and idiots work out
No.811895
>>811891so you can be healthier?
I feel kinda the same, just because its winter and cold and I keep getting sick everytime I try to go to gym.
No.811896
>>811889>tfw can finally walk and run properly again If any of you feel like there's a grain of sand stuck in your foot but you can't find anything, see a doctor immediately
No.811898
>Those Whis signatures are still on Goku and Vegeta like 9 episodes later
There is a 100% chance this turns out to be some kind of plot point, probably like the Majin signs on Babidi's minions
No.811900
>>811895I'm not actively dying nor am I overweight so the only reason I'd really have is to look better and have more energy. But what good is energy when I have no real extra time to spend it.
No.811902
>>811897>>811899Plantar warts are no laughing matter
Left it alone at first since I didn't see anything and was 2busy with exams to bother seeing a doctor, then when it started hurting more and more my usual doctor thought it was a corn, then my school doctor recognised it for what it was when the usual medicine did nothing
No.811903
>>811900Well, I don't really want to be sick all the time and getting /fit/ would solve it, but then I'm always feeling awful and sick when I try to work out.. I guess I have to power through the feeling next time
No.811905
>>811903Sick in what way?
>>811904It starts out on the surface of the skin, but since it's where your foot presses the ground it gets embedded deeper and deeper as it grows
I'm glad it's almost over
No.811906
>>811905weak, tired, nausea, headaches.
No.811907
>>811906You need acclimatisation, I think. Start lighter at a level you can handle. It was like that for a lot of people back in the army
No.811909
>>811891As long as you don't get fat, I don't really care for it either. Only time I really put any effort into it is during summer when I go for a jog a couple of times a week.
I'm out of shape, but I still walk and bike a lot in my daily life anyway. Kind of surprised me how much strength I have in my legs when I was skiing yesterday.
No.811910
>>811909Cross-country skiing?
No.811911
>>811900>>811909I'd really like more energy, myself. There's never enough to do everything.
No.811913
>>811910>MemelaufenNo thanks.
Actual skiing.
No.811914
>>811913I mean, cross-country skiing IS the actual skiing. Going down a hill with skiis is called laskettelu.
No.811915
>>811914Just because your language is a meme doesn't make langlaufen any less of a meme form of skiing.
No.811916
>>811912Only for emergencies
Drinking ES made me feel awake as fuck at the meet but I felt terrible later
No.811917
>>811915It literally is the original form of skiing
It literally killed the Russians in the Winter War
No.811918
>>811917Just because it was the only form of skiing in ye olde times doesn't make it any less of a meme today.
No.811919
>>811916Caffeine is the best though
>>811918It makes more sense than sliding down a hill on two twigs repeatedly!
No.811920
>>811919Let's just face it, only people who langlauf in this day and age are old people and turbo fedoratippers.
No.811921
>>811920And that's why western society is collapsing!
No.811922
I really wish I had a job.
No.811923
>>811922YouTube vlogging is a job these days
No.811924
>>811923What a time to be alive!
No.811925
>>8119231 in a million makes it.
No.811926
>>811902I think I actually have those. However they are entirely painless so I never thought about going to a doctor about it.
No.811927
>>811925You could be programming hit indie games right now
No.811928
>>811927I could be doing a lot of shit "right now" if I didn't care about what it'd do to my future.
No.811929
>okay yeah and install Pro Pilkki 2 and Eräjorma 2 on that computer also
It's like I'm literally back in 2005
No.811930
>>811911Maybe you're really just starting to get old, friend :^)
But really now, maybe the lack of energy is because of your diet? Have you been having enough fruits and veggies?
No.811931
>>811930>thought the thumbnail was a bune (male)I really should look into eating better
No.811932
>>811931It looks like she has a sack don't it
No.811933
I've been watching way too much porn lately, I might have a problem.
No.811935
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>>811931You say that as if it made a difference for you
No.811936
>>811933>watchingThat implies 3D
Simply terrible
No.811937
>>811936Or you know, pictures?
No.811939
>>811938Stay in bed awhile
No.811943
>>811941GET A COFFEE MAKER ALREADY
No.811946
>>811945Finally! Too bad I can't play anymore
Do you have a link to the full story?
No.811949
>>811947Oh I guess that works too
I am not sure which is the best choice here. Maybe disable mouse and keyboard altogether since not every single console player might have a USB mouse/keyboard set
No.811951
>I should try to design a logo for the fitness group within this place where I work at
No.811952
>>811951DYEL in big white emboldened letters.
No.811953
>>811951Go read the SIR /fit/ comics for inspiration
No.811954
>>811952>>811953Oh thank goodness I don't have to actually do it, she's just looking for suggestions
No.811960
>>811959Not the unf part about the pic.
No.811961
>>811960The chain or the slowly dripping liquied then?
Also, wrong
No.811962
>>811961The collar and chain, the submissive glance, the blush.
No.811964
>>811962I like those a lot too
But then again
The mouth is pretty nice as well
>>811963Why not?
No.811965
>>811964Have you not seen the size of those teeth?
No.811969
Good fucking God, Hearthstone is such literal fucking garbage
Like
I could not conceive a worse game
>put almost all cards that cost 4 or less in Shaman in a deck and go face
>win every game except the one where a mage can go face with spells harder because the "shuffle underpriced damage spell" card gets shuffled in the top 14 cards of his deck
>to add insult to injure the 'game' is prone to crashing too
I don't know how they can publish this trash when they have a team like the team on OW
No.811970
Last 5 games were literally all mages
No.811972
>>811971To be fair though, I wouldn't trust a Hungarian degree either.
No.811973
>>811972But that's the thing, not only is the university thing something, the language certificates are internationally accredited too, since, y'know, my parents and I had enough sense to take them at the place that costs a lot of money but can actually be used abroad.
No.811974
>>811973All jokes aside, it makes sense that they'd force you to take a test if that's their procedure. It sounds like an extra check to make sure your current level of English proficiency is still up to par, even if you got your certificate only recently.
Paperwork sucks, but it's a fact of life in our world. The shit I sometimes have to put up with doing admin work for my dad or sister's business is just as retarded, but there's usually some obscure logic behind it somewhere.
No.811975
>>811974Yeah but it still pisses me off by how reduntant it is
>person is currently enrolled in a Masters level English course>succesfully applies to Post-grad courses to a British university
>gee I wonder if he can speak english No.811976
>>811975In today's education system just studying something does NOT mean you know anything about it.
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