No.857766
We are so DEAD
No.857767
>>857766We are
FIGHTING DREAMERS No.857769
>the wolf knocked up the husky
Fucking damnit
I guess I'll have to start making kibble now to feed and raise them so I can sell the puppies to the first exotic goods trader that comes by
No.857770
Ded board.
Des show.
No.857771
>>857770Yeah we pretty dead.
No.857772
>>857771Beating a dead horse
No.857773
>>857772>>857771Why don't you run a Euro-quest?
No.857775
>>857774but there aren't any dead bodies for him to play with
yet No.857778
>>857777On the plus side.
It's already stuffed, you just need gravy.
No.857779
>getting bored with 5 girls in tow
>British medical student weeaboo and his Arab/black friends come in and we strike up a good convo immediately
This gon be gud
No.857782
>>857775>>857776>>857777The irony of this timing is just perfect.
No.857783
>>857782I mean there were like 6 corpses of raiders already, but they are all buried in their graves
But yes, the female dog dying within days of Zivur arriving…
No.857784
>tfw feel ded inside
No.857785
>>857783So how miserable is Curry? Or is he somehow finding joy while still being astoundingly ugly?
No.857786
>>857785He's doing fine and he is getting really good at construction (it's a passion of his) and he is getting decent at mining too (not a passion but I use him for a lot of the dumb labour since he is unable to do intellectual jobs or fighting)
No.857787
>>857785>Curry>uglyBakana!
Curry-chan bishii desu!
No.857789
>>857786That's
actually a little in-character, since he helped build the clinic for Spring Water/Summer Seas.>>857787He's got a face only a mother could love
and his didn't. No.857790
>>857789Maybe I can be your mother tonight, Curry-chan~
No.857792
>>857791Y-YES CURRY CHAN
PUNISH ME
No.857793
>>857792I will literally have God smite you Felfire
No.857795
>>857793Just like my neighponese bideo-gaymu!
No.857796
>>857795It's cancelled
Retconned too
Felfire died alone and miserable without anyone ever loving her
No.857797
>>857796And so ends the story of a little girl who was never loved. Not by her mother, not by her peers. Not by those who abused her day after day.
She was forever known as an ornament, a background noise in everyone's life, there for their amusement and little more.
She died young, too lonely to know her own age, too miserable to know of the wider world.
No.857798
>>857797The perfect ending really
No.857799
>>857797A fever dream of a life outside, and a savior from beyond.
Perhaps she'll awaken one day, reborn into a loving family, with dreams of soaring high, and becoming one of the best fliers in all of Equestria.
No.857801
>>857799Get that autism shit out of my quest.
No.857804
>>857800There would be a market for them, I'm sure. Though I'm not sure many of my characters would warrant one.
>>857801>Felfire Isekai Quest: A Reborn Pegasus Takes Flight!>rated NC17 for excessive fanservice and harem elements No.857805
>>857804Oh yeah, Fidget this would be perfectly affordable for you, just 5 dollars! That's like, the same price of 3 snickers bars
>Though I'm not sure many of my characters would warrant oneWhy do you say that?
No.857807
>>857806Well I have a solution for that problem then:
Simply comission me a 20 dollar full colored and fully shaded picture of your character so I can have a reference and THEN I can do the chibi 5$ version!
No.857808
>>857807hue
My descriptions of most of them are… less than thorough in most cases. Which, honestly, is probably why I didn't ever consider getting pictures of them.
No.857809
>>857808That's fine, this gives me some freedom especially around colors and such
But seriously don't feel pressured to get anything from me I know your situation might be just as dire as mine so keep your money if you need itHopefully this will be a good deal with people in DA and FA
No.857810
>>857809I'm sure you'll get more order than you know what to do with.
No.857813
>>857812Vamp lolis are guillibles
Also you shouldn't worry about being broke af, you always end up getting pics from me for free anyways
No.857814
>>857813It's my reward for making characters you love so much
No.857816
>>857815Wow you really found your crowd, huh
No.857817
>>857815>giant black weeb with an eelwifewhy is it always the black dudes who have such fishy tastes?
No.857818
>>857817>fishy tastesNow I'm imagining Marina going on an adventure through zebra-land and ending up like an anime protagonist with an accidental harem.
Or as she'd probably say, "Oh no, not again!"
No.857819
>>857818pls no I don't want her to be culturally enriched by zebricans
No.857821
>>857820you would unf at that you deviant.
No.857823
>>857817Those who become weebs are closer to ascension
>>857816>>857822I really am
and I need to slp
No.857827
>>857825It looks in order. Which is good.
No.857828
>>857826>>857827Alright that's grand
I think I'll just edit out Arthur there for something else since people in FA don't really cares for humans (and I'm bad with them)
No.857829
>>857828Might still want to leave a dude there, to show you can, and are willing to, draw guys.
No.857830
>>857829Oh that should be obvious, really, this is something I Can put on the description
No.857831
>>857800Cute
C U T E
I'll buy one
No.857832
>>857829>>857830Dumb
Don't put guys on there, put alien girls instead
No.857833
>>857832Morning ayy
With summer starting in just a couple of days, how might you be available for OTR next week?
No.857834
>>857833On Friday probably
No.857835
>>857832Furries don't buy ayys, unless they're furry/scaly ones.
No.857836
>>857835So. Like a snake girl?
No.857838
>>857837What if ayy snek lady?
No.857840
>>857839Yesss
Add this to advertising.
No.857842
>>857831Excellent, contact me whenever
>>857832Alien girls you say…
No.857843
>seriously considering that I may need to get a job to support my sister's ever growing needs
This kid
Has so many needs
No.857844
>>857843Wait didn't you say she was like 20
No.857845
>>857843Are they really needs
Or are they just wants?
No.857846
>>857844>>857845She is
But everday she comes up.with something new she needs
Its horrifying and makes me scared
No.857847
>>857846Don't enable her
She's a grownass woman who needs to figure out the limits of wanting shit in the real world. I know I burned thousands on entirely pointless shit before I learned not to be such a needy impulsive kid, but at least that was my own money. The last thing she needs is someone paying for her.
No.857848
>>857847Its awful to see
I never bought something literally everyday
But they all sound important ? I can't say to my sister "no a haircut and a new outfit are just asking too much" but it kinda is when she already asked for stuff yesterday
No.857849
>>857846God I know that pain.
One idea is to say you'll "get to it when you can" or that it's not in your budget right now. It's also a good idea to keep a list of everything she's asking for; not so that you can get to it, but so that you've got documented proof of what and how much she's asking for from you, so that if she runs crying to somebody when you cut her off, you've got proof that she was going overboard and blowing all your money.
No.857850
>>857848You need a haircut once every 2 month at most unless you're in the military.
You need a new outfit once the old one can no longer be repaired, which usually takes several years.
No.857851
>>857849I tried to talk to her about a budget or just seeing how much all the things she wants will cost.
And she literally goes nuts on me for changing how things are
No.857852
>>857851Sounds like she needs a big mug of bitter reality
No.857853
>>857850I can't deal with her
At least she will have a job in fall and stop begging from us.
Also she bought me some dumb cheap birthday figure and will probably hold it against me, like somehow the gift I told her I didn't need and she insisted on getting, and probably used 15 dollars on, stops her from getting 25 dollar special shoes for work
No.857854
>>857852Know where I can buy any? And a funnel to feed it to her?
No.857855
>>857851Yeah, I sort of expected she'd do that.
I don't really know the best way to deal with it, but the only way my dad's managed to curb my Mom's attempts to bankrupt us again is to completely cut her out of the budget, aside from some money in a joint account that allows her to do some essentials like getting groceries.
In other words, set a hard limit on how much money she gets from you each month or however long, weather through the autistic bitch-fit, and emerge with your wallet intact.
No.857856
>>857855Wish she were just a reasonable person instead
No.857857
>>857854Yes
Stop catering to her 'needs'
And if you need it in big gulp size, make sure nobody else enables her either. Family solidarity is fine in times of actual need - when someone loses a job or gets sick or something - but if you want something as a voting age adult, earn it yourself
No.857858
>>857856So do I, but she clearly isn't, and that won't change until she's forced to be accountable for herself, and maybe not even then.
If I ever find out how to get my mom to be reasonable, I'll let you know so you can try it on your sister.
No.857859
>>857856If wishes got results the world would be a very different kind of place
No.857860
>>857858>>857857Thanks
It hurts to see her like this and I have no clue how to deal with it
also family that doesn't live here thinks she's perfect and I'm being unfair No.857861
>>857859I really wish she would focus on what she should be doing instead of bugging people about buying her stuff
No.857862
>>857861She needs to be shown bugging people for free stuff stops working when you turn 12
>>857860Tough love is not a meme. You let her keep growing into a dependant whiner and then what's she going to do when she moves out? Get a sugar daddy?
Ain't nobody going to hire a lazy complainer.
No.857863
>>857862>Ain't nobody going to hire a lazy complainer.And this is why we have an unemployment crisis.
No.857865
>>857864What a skin coloured suit
No.857866
>tfw not enough money to buy furniture
No.857867
Morning
>>857861Why does she even expect you to indulge her?
Have you always caved in?
No.857870
>>857869Mission: rescue the pony
Reward: 1 pony
No.857871
>>857870Maybe pony deserves to be there
No.857872
Wan
No.857875
>>857874God that poor cat is so ugly
Animal with fat flaces and no snouts are just so ugly
No.857876
>>857875I know right, I so despise pugs
No.857877
>>857876I wish pug were just removed from earth and only remained as a memory of the twisted and sick evl that it was
No.857880
>tfw too tired to continue the fun today
No.857883
>Finally gather enough inspiration to go out and put primer on the big Tiger tank I've been working on
>get everything set up
>it starts raining
fucking pottery
No.857885
>>857884Fuck, I've been had too
No.857888
Today's been real peaceful
This London weather is gr8
No.857889
>>857888There hasn't been a cold day there since Greenfell!
No.857890
everything is so ded
No.857891
>>857890We are waiting on you to run your campaign
No.857895
Been playing arizona sunshine vr at a friend.
Pretty fun despite the bad reviews.
I wonder what the staying power of vr will be in the end.
No.857897
>>857895Two words.
Skyrim VR. No.857898
>>857895Is that the zombie one?
No.857900
>>857897and porn.
But no modding for Skyrim vr!
No.857902
>>857901But they'll prolly pull the same shit as with special edition. No one wants to mod that.
Tho maybe the lure of ultimate lewd…..
No.857903
>>857902You have no idea how much money they make out of patreon.
No.857904
>>857897You know those little glass ball thingies you can put on doors that let you see outside?
We call it a Magic Eye here and I just realized that's the coolest shit
What is it called in your country?
No.857905
>>857899I don't know much about it, aside from it beinga zombie VR game
What does it play like?
No.857907
Also that question was not directly to Sylt, I linked him on accident
I meant to ask this for everyone
No.857909
>>857905You kill zombies with a gun and walk around
No.857910
>>857907>>857904There is an official name for it that's basically 'out-glancer' but most people just call it 'peeker'
>>857909Is it spoopy?
No.857911
>>857910Yeah, but just because its fucking zombies in your face.
Its not resident evil
No.857913
>>857912I found it pretty spooky in vr
No.857914
>>857913Oh…
Well, I haven't played it in VR yet
Although no game could scare me more than P.T. and that wasn't even VR
No.857915
>>857914Well when you're in q dar basement in the water with your character and suddenly a corpse floats up, you're like meh.
But in vr when its right by your face I was NOPEing out
No.857916
>>857915Hmm, yeah, I imagine that game might actually be somewhat spooky from VR
It just didn't look at all scary from what I saw of it
No.857917
>>857916>>857916I honestly might die of a serious scary game in vr
No.857918
>>857917Come oooooooon, can't be that bad!
Have you never seen that episode of Black Mirror about Horror VR with NotHideoKojima?
No.857920
>>857918Well okay not honestly but really freaked out yes
No.857921
>>857920>>857919That's the point though, isn't it
No.857924
>>857912Resident Evil is very scary
No.857926
>>857925It would be if I could see it!
>>857924Eeeh
No.857927
[1d10+4]
Roll #1 8 + 4 = 12
No.857929
>>857895>I wonder what the staying power of VR will be in the endIt's a good question; when it comes to video games, it's rather uncertain, unless the next CoD game supports it, because that'll definitely boost sales, and thus make companies more willing to make games for it because hey, these consumers bought the dang things, they'll probably buy our product because there isn't any real competition!
The real VR boom is going to hit once Hollywood starts making VR movies.
No.857930
>>857929FIFA/Madden could make VR a hit.
No.857931
Fuck migraines and fuck weather
No.857934
The sleeper has awakened!
No.857937
>>857932Would you test the resolve of a joris
No.857940
>>857939I have not even begun. Too busy playing Salt and Sanctuary. Which is neat, but good lord the ranged weapon mechanics are annoying. At least while using a controller.
No.857941
>>857940I found a solid shield and a axe to be a good combo since a lot of the later areas get too spammy to aim properly
No.857942
>>857941I do pretty good with an arming sword/t.shield for now. It saw me through the village of smiles and the kraeken cyclops, plus its attack speed is fast enough to deal with those fucking dogs. Spears work great against saltless, though.
No.857943
>>857942You'll want to have a sharp and blunt weapon on you for later so dealing with armored and fat enemies is less of a mess.
The best shield I found was off some big reinhardt looking knights if you want to try and get one.
No.857944
>>857943That's probably pretty lategame, isn't it?
>tfw rushed swordsman 4 despite being way early in the gameI figure I nail the planned route down and I can expand from there.
No.857945
>>857944I thin it was in the area right after the cyclops or the boss after him. At least I'm fairly sure you could reach it before any of the important bosses, but then the game is very nonlinear if you know where to go.
No.857946
>>857945That is true.
Did the scarecrow in the Village of Smiles offer a brand if you bow? I chose not to bow to some straw man. No.857947
>>857946I think all it does is change its attitude towards you.
Since you're going swords, the basic claymore has amazing scaling when capped and the greatsword crafted from the first boss is great if you're low str.
No.857948
>>857947I tried out one for a bit, but they're so slow.
>it's 1amwhoops I should have been asleep a good while ago. See y'all later.
No.857951
>another rampant ransomware attack
Getting real tired of this meme
No.857952
Good morning m8s
No.857953
[blehs into life]
No.857954
>tfw almost summer
No.857955
>>857954It's been summer for 28 days
No.857959
>>857957Also, literally pozhorse…
No.857960
>heavy storm out of nowhere
This is fun
I just hope the river doesn't flood.
No.857961
>>857951>Ukranaian ministry of defence guy murderd by car bomb in the morning in Kiev>massive hacker spree starts the very same dayGee
I wonder who could be behind this
No.857962
>>857956I'd let her break my day IYKWIM
No.857965
Ded show
Ded board
No.857966
>>857965Sion you're making me worried
And sad
No.857969
>be on bus with Chinese and Turkish classmates
>the moment someone mentions a VPN all of us immediately bring up that they use one
Heh
This is what kids learn in these countries
No.857972
Everything is dead
No.857973
>>857972Go to the Discord! We're all waiting for you!
No.857974
>>857973No you're not
And I can't get in without an invitation
No.857975
>>857974Huh, I thought you were already there. Why not play some vista with the others?
No.857976
>>857975I left because I couldn't stand the others.
What vista?
No.857979
>netflix has all of FiM
>share my account with friends
>they'd see I watched FiM
How do
No.857980
>tfw don't know what to do
No.857981
>>857973Really? Who all is even on Discord? I only see Groves, Nasse, and Andelia.
No.857982
>>857981>got 2/3 wronglol
No.857983
>>857982Cheesy is talking about who uses Discord in general, we're friends on it.
No.857984
>>857982>>857983Nasse's got the right of it; even when I connect Discord to Steam, there's only like three to five people who show up.
No.857985
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No.857986
>>857983Oh, right, Discord friends are a thing
No.857987
>>857985What's she being fugged by
No.857990
>Local doctor says they're not going to see my mom anymoreOh boy. Now I'm going to get to see my mom go through withdrawal symptoms.
The fact that that registers as "how she usually acts, but worse" feels horrible.
>>857987>>857988Sans?Glad it isn't, but that was the first thing that popped into my head.
No.857991
>>857990Skeletons don't have dicks, silly
No.857992
>>857990What's up with yo momma?
No.857993
>>857991I know that.
but tumblr doesn't.>>857992Spoilered for those who don't want to see my family drama.
She takes Tramadol for her back, and has been on it since before I was born; ie several decades, and is thus pretty much dependent on it. Unfortunately, this town has a real drug problem, and Mom's beligerence towards the family doctor because the doctor doesn't just do what she wants probably made her come off as a druggie.
Considering that she's been tearing up her room, digging through the dog meds, and generally putting more effort into chasing ghost-pills that may or may not exist, but that she's convinced are there, doesn't really help her case any. No.857995
>>857994Yeah, summer's been weird over here too; there were a couple weeks where the temperature kept seesawing between frigidly cold and scorching hot.
No.857996
>>857993Oh, that sounds like a dangerous thing to do in a country without a medical system.
>>857994It's awesome isn't it
Too bad it's been raining every other day
No.857997
>>857995>>857996It's fucking awful
I hate cold
No.857998
>>857997Then why did you go to the uk
No.857999
>>857998For other reasons
No.858000
>le ebin japanese man of countering literally every other hero in the game xd: 2000000 hours played
>meanwhile our team: Junkrat with 0 damage spamming bombs into an empty hole and some other braindead bullshit
No.858001
>>857997>not liking the lack of annoying sun and cold breezesGreat place desu
No.858002
>>858001>not liking the sunSubhuman cave dweller detected
No.858003
Trailer for horsemovie dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1cI think Andy's going to like the parrot skypirates.
No.858004
>>858003That CGI mix is weird.
No.858005
But it…
Looks good?
Woah.
No.858006
>>858003The artstyle is so strange
I already like that broken horn villain though
No.858007
>>858006I like the artstyle.
Took me a moment, but it seems like a good evolution on the flash animation, ponies actually look more alive, softer than they do in the show.
No.858008
>>858004Yeah, that was weird.
And the hand-drawn animation is strange, but not unwelcome.
>>858006Spike the puffer fish is retarded though.
No.858009
>>858008>Spike the puffer fish is retarded though.Someone's salty.
No.858010
>>858007Yeah, it takes some time getting used to, but it's actually REALLY fluid, I do like that
>>858009>>858008I am pretty sure Spike becoming some meme animal all the time is a running joke now
No.858012
>>858011Fidget is a fucking comic relief. Pls.
Okay goodnight
No.858014
>>858003The plot seems…kinda weak for a feature-length
No.858015
>>858014Let's say it's 1.30h
20 minutes to get invaded
10 minutes to gather their bearings
20 minutes to get to the sea ponies
10 minutes to get the griffs
20 minutes to have the final battle
10 minutes to wrap stuff up.
No.858016
>>858012I really am.
Good night.
>>858013She kinda reminds me of that blonde chick from Atlantis, actually.
No.858017
>>858016Obviously now the question on the mind of everyone is what the fuck are the other Princesses doing
No.858019
Also, as ever, background pony gags are the best ones.
No.858020
>>858017Same thing they do every adventure, Nopo: job.
No.858021
>>858018Does Cadence even rule her domain any more?
No.858022
>>858019The one with the bodyguards was pretty good
>>858018Princesses
Do something
No.858023
>>858021Why wouldn't she? I don't see a third throne there. She's probably just there for whatever party they are all having.
No.858024
>>858023It just seems like she spends more time in Equestria than in her own castle now.
No.858026
>>858025This cat looks incredibly gay.
No.858027
>>858026>>858025I agree, that cat looks way too homo to go for Rarity
No.858028
>>858026>>858027True, he's probably just admiring her elegantly coiffed mane. For reference.
No.858031
>>858029>>858028I know it's kind of late, but I can run for a few hours if you two are available, or if anyone else it.
No.858032
>>858031If you're up for it, though I shouldn't stick around overlong…
No.858034
What's going on here
No.858036
>>858034Trailer for the horse movie is out
It looks strange but maybe good
No.858037
The quest I see
No.858039
>>858038Since the movie is not made in Flash it looks incredibly fluid which looks totally weird at first
Also it has a villain mare with a broken horn who is tough and smug so I am sold already
No.858040
>>858039>canon broken hornUhoh
No.858042
>>858041Well
Its too stormy to watch that
No.858043
>>858040It sparks with magic and power so that implies it still work, somewhat
In my headcanon aka Destiny broken horns are the only pony bone that heal so much they can regrow completely over time due to >magic No.858044
>>858042Look how smug she is tho
>>858013Also the eyes are super pretty in this artstyle
No.858045
>>858034Haven't seen you in a long time
Also see this
>>858003 No.858046
>>858043That spoiler is unnerving
No.858048
>>858003>>858045Its stormy so I can't see it sadly
But thanks
No.858050
>>858013>>858044This gives me some Disney villain vibes
No.858052
>>858050Definitely, she has a loudmouth monster sidekick too
>>858046Why? It's a good thing!
It means a unicorn can never lose his or her magic forever
No.858053
>>858047Oh, I completely missed that
No.858054
>>858052Could be cool. Or obnoxious.
Because it means you break poni bones !
No.858056
>>858031Oh hey hi
Sure I can if you don't mind me being slow
No.858057
>>858054>>858052Neeps on Timbuktu,
>Hey Wf, can I regrow limbs with [rare product established to have magic healing properties] No.858059
>>858054He remind me of the DudeBro villain from Wander over Yonder, so cool!
Hey, Kelani has no horn that I could break! Nor does anyone he likes cause he is a sucker for earthies! So all the pone bones are safe for now!
>>858057Well, better safe than sorry because I still don't know the extent of the magical healing properties!
No.858060
>>858058It's not Wan's fault they said she has to pretend to be an AI
No.858061
>>858057>regrowing limbs with . . Lewd
No.858062
>>858059>movie looking hopeful>kelani bones not endangered Now the storm needs to leave
No.858063
>>858060You could at least pretend you could pass a Turing test, though with the condition of our ship, a slightly "off" AI probably fits right in.
No.858064
>>858061Hey, how did you know?
>>858062If only you had a pegasus around to control the weather, huh
No.858065
>>858064Because I always know ~
Kelani should bring one over to me once he's done meditating
No.858066
>>858062Yo'
Everything okay where you are?
>>858056Sure, let me see where I left you off.
No.858067
>>858066Yea, so far I don't think we're gonna be hit bad by this
No.858068
>>858061>>858065Neeps is a sculptor, I told him one of these days he'd have to fill an order for a bunch of animal statues to some crazy nature MILF.
>>858063Do not bully poor 1-int girl
No.858069
>>858065I bet you don't know what I'm thinking about right now!
He does have a talent for finding people who solve problems…
No.858070
>>858068I'm going to have to agree with her companions, all her brains went to her bust.
No.858071
>>858068He he
>>858069You're thinking of
that fairy card game I bet he'd find a cute weather mare!
No.858072
>>858070Look how mean Fidget is! Deep down he was just another Emrille in disguise
No.858073
>>858067Be safe. I've seen lots of equipment get totally fried in these conditions. Don't feel bad about unplugging stoves and tvs and computers.
>>858056https://mlpg.co/s10/res/27457.html#27718https://mlpg.co/s10/res/27457.html#27718https://mlpg.co/s10/res/27457.html#27718 No.858074
>>858073Plane mode still gives you +2 agility, right?
>>858072Mine is a bitter soul who seeks only to share its anguish.
No.858076
>>858071Nope, wrong, it was something else!
So you don't always know!
But if he found a cute weather mare, by the time he is done 'talking' the storm will have gone away on it's own
No.858077
>>858076Oh no, I've be debunked
No.858078
>>858077Unless this was an elaborate ruse so I let my guard down so you can actually tell me what I was thinking about
No.858079
>>858074Yup, rule should still be around.
No.858080
>>858058>>858055>Macross was runningShit, what did I miss? What's Wan done to muck things up?
No.858081
>>858079Well, a 5's much better than it could have been, at least.
>>858080not much, since Wf just jumped in.
No.858082
>>858078Its probably
ohgod don't hit the wolves No.858084
>>858082Actually fucking unbelivable
Should I be scared now? How do you do it?
No.858085
>>858084Don't be scared
I will only use this power for good.
tfw it works on the same odds as s10 No.858086
>>858085You either fail or you crit?
Also, I'm not sure I can trust you with this power
It's enough responsibility to juggle Buttermilk, I don't need you reading Destiny ideas out of my head too!
No.858087
>>858086Oh, you know that won't work on you
you don't plan remember ? No.858088
>>858087Very true!
But I do have ideas!
Like that one about how to solve the plothole about
Mother Nature and the mysterious tendrils of vilting plants No.858089
>>858088I thought that's what the statutes were for?
No.858090
>>858089Yeah but
we talked about how that was very early on in the quest and the plot has change direction since then and you were questioning if that was going to get retconned or if it was Mother Nature lying, but I had a spark of genius that not only has show-canon ties but also means that it was true AND Nature never lied just never said the whole truthKelani just needs to brave the Everfree again to find out~ No.858091
>>858090I'm just not opening that!
No.858093
>>858091Oh, dummy, you can, read it
It's not
actual spoilers, I'm obviously not going to tell it to you just like that, Kelani will have to find out what that spark of genius was in the quest!
No.858094
>>858092Beep boop your coffee machine now shoots poop
#hacktheworld
No.858095
>>858094>ruining coffeeHow dare you
No.858096
>>858095It's only her personal coffee machine. The rest of the ship's machines are unaffected.
No.858097
>>858093>>858090Well, I did say that,
because you kept showing me places with no problems growing things and no one else knowing about this mystery plant wilting. But since then there has been more proof that MN is actually having him do meaningful things! And weeds spread, so a plant wilting weed is probably true and important.
No.858098
>>858097I think it has always been implied that the home of Kelani is hit hardest, that specific area in Whitetail Woods around the giant tree!
No.858100
>>858098Like the center of a big infection
No.858102
>>858100Could be, but Kelani or the other druids hasn't noticed it spreading any further!
No.858104
>>858102Well, of sounds like you have a cool idea about why that is other than "its not showing signs yet but will in 50 or 100 years "
No.858105
>>858104It may not be such a big deal to you but I know when I figured out how to bridge that gap I pat myself on the back and was super happy about how smart I am to have thought of it
No.858106
>>858103Maybe you should be less grump and learn to take friendly banter
No.858107
>>858105I'm actually impressed you found a way to smooth it over with lore
Can't wait to see
No.858109
>>858106As a joke, haha
>>858107When will you be around to play some?
No rush, just so I can know
No.858110
>>858109>no rushNot tomorrow no.
There is a chance of
Kelani rush Friday
No.858111
>>858107You still up for OTR in a week?
No.858112
>>858111Which days again?
No.858113
>>858108The context is friendly poking the nerd
>>858109Fuck off to bed will you
No.858114
>>858110I see what you did there and frankly I am ashamed I didn't think of it myself
Heh, but Friday sounds good then, we can try and get some things done!
No.858115
>>858112Any really since I'm on vacation, but I remember you saying Friday
No.858118
>>858115Friday works out pretty good so far
I'll let you know what the week of the 4th holds when family confirms their plans
>>858114Nice
No.858119
>5 Am
It happened again and I blame the fucking weather
Good'night'
No.858123
>>858116Baexcuse me
What makes me a nerd at all?
>>858119>>858117Bam, just did
No.858126
Spooky rocks
Must flee to bed
No.858127
>>858123You
are an artist.>>858126Night, Andy.
No.858130
>>858129Yes, some shapes are round or even square.
No.858131
I'll keep going for about 15 more minutes
No.858132
>>858131Okay.
Hope that kid isn't too disappointed.
No.858133
>>858130Are you saying Rhanna is fat?
>>858131alright alright alright
No.858134
>>858118Okily dokily neighborino
No.858136
>>858132Like the wingless Child-Felfire being told by her adoptive father that she will not be joining the Cloudsdale Ballet.
>>858133I'll be busy the next few days, but I'll try to run when I can and for whoever is available.
No.858137
>>858133Nah, Rhanna is
dog>>858136Well, she's smart enough to know ponies with no wings don't get to join pegasus ballet studios.
No.858138
>>858136Please focus on yourself first alright?
I'm curious now, to this day I don't know what you do for living
>>858137A cute dog?
A smart dog?
A good dog?
Or all of the above?
No.858139
>>858138She is a
okay dog.
No.858140
>>858139N-no
this isn't good enough
No.858141
>>858140Rhanna still has room to grow.
No.858142
>>858141And she will, on her own pace
No.858143
thanks 4 runnin
It was good to be back
No.858144
Thanks for running, Knight.
No.858145
>>858143Glad you liked it. I'll try to accommodate your availability as much as I can.
Don't worry, I've got plenty of off-mech time planned in. No.858146
>>858145Thanks Knight
can't wait to meet the others
No.858147
>>858145Thanks for running. Fedora-fish seems like he'll make for an interesting fight.
>>858144>passed the tech roll but critfailed the Street SmartsIn the next episode, we see Frank forced to deal with an angry hobo after accidentally borrowing his batteries.
No.858148
>>858146It'll be a bit. You're going to meet your neighbors and NPC group first.
>>858147>Idea stolen No.858150
>>858149It's just so much fun to do things like this on Frank.
No.858151
>>858150Street smarts is going up next level, I tell you. Of course, then you'll just start asking me to roll other things I've got negatives in. Bah.
Night.
No.858152
>>858151Pls Fidget, I have negatives in everything but combat.
Embrace it, expect every roll to be a failure and the victories are a pleasant surprise.
Also maybe ask Knight about the other dice stuff I suggested?
No.858153
>>858151It's a good skill. I'm going to put you in lots of situations where the size and species difference matters.
>>858152Wan's been very fun to mess around with.
I think giving 2d6 a try will be the easiest to deal with, with snake eyes being a real big Crit-fail.
No.858154
>>858153>>858151Also
>Fidget levels up street smarts>"To get into this shop, you need to defuse a bomb, roll Explosives" No.858155
>argus is up on the ptr
Yesssss
No.858156
>>858154He already had to do that, sort of. Next time there will be a bomb for Frank to diffuse.
I'm thinking of keeping the Cover rules to 1d10 at the moment, but I'll see where it goes.
No.858157
>>858155The Legion's end draws near
No.858158
>>858153I finally got around to watching this show. I can see what you mean about the Titanfall connection between the guy and his mech.
I have to admit though, I can't help but see the people of Gargantia as being stupid, or at least having several moments where they forget to think.
>>858152>everyone in the quest but Frank has a 1 in TechThis probably doesn't do his headache any favors.
No.858159
>>858158You do have to remember that they are based on the Japanese, centuries into the future, with a different world to deal with. A lot of the stuff makes sense from their perspective.
>1 in TechI'm already breaking his things, wonder how he'll react when he has to fix other people's stuff
No.858160
>>858159I'm more talking about their awareness and foresight skills, or lack thereof.
>Mech you have been hammering and cutting away at for at least a day, maybe longer, without so much as scratching the paint"Like I keep saying, we should just take the thing apart and ditch the kid!"
>Kid and his mech obliterate a pirate fleet and almost every pirate in it within the span of 15 seconds, with enough precision to hit guys right next to the girls being attacked without collateralling them, and powerful enough to evaporate them"Let's sit around and discuss either handing him over to the pirates or just killing him and taking his mech, and just take for granted that it's something we're actually able to do."
>Guy who has stated himself to be a soldier, talks about a war in space, has on several occasions prior had violent outbursts without seeming to understand why that's bad>has an incredibly violent and extreme reaction to being served octopus, drawing his weapon and calling it the name he uses for the enemy he was fighting in space"Think we should explain beforehand about the incredibly sacred and revered Whalesquids that are in all likelyhood going to trigger his PTSD and possibly commit one of our biggest taboos? Nah, let's just joke about how his reaction to Whalesquids will be more extreme than his reaction to the octopus instead!"
Like, for a show with a theme of learning to understand and coexist with other people, they only ever seem to think about possible consequences once it's already blown up in their face. The last example is the worst for me; spoilers aside about justifications and whatnot, for how important Whalesquids apparently are in their society, they really should have seen it coming and taken steps to avoid it.
No.858161
>>858160They thought the mech was like theirs, not an independent unit.
>pirate killingThey mention it a few times.
"What if he leaves?"
They'd be completely hosed. They'd be worse off if he went the Mercenary route.
>WhalesquidI don't recall if they knew or thought it was the same thing as his PTSD ones
No.858163
>>858162They want the dick
No.858164
>>858161For the first one, I was more talking about "You spent all day trying to take it apart while it just laid there and you still couldn't scratch the paint; what makes you think you'll have better luck when it's up and functioning?"
They do mention that they'd be hosed if he just left, and at the end one of them does point out that if he wanted, he could destroy the whole fleet, it just takes them an entire episode to figure it out, when you'd think the first thought after seeing that one-sided massacre would be "Okay, what do we do to make sure that doesn't get pointed at us?"
The point's not whether the whalesquids are the same as his PTSD ones, the fact that one of them jokes about his sudden, violent reaction to octopus by saying, "If that's how you react to octopus, imagine how he'll react to Whalesquids!"
And then he acts exactly like all the signs that you saw AND ACKNOWLEDGED implied he would.
And then you are horrified that he went and broke this taboo you never told him about regarding this thing you knew he'd react badly to and never once think "you know, maybe I should have warned him."
For that matter, their surprise means that they've not asked him about the war or the enemies he was fighting AT ALL. Which is incredibly stupid, because if a soldier washes up on your island, there's a good chance that either his army or the one he was fighting are going to come looking for him. And they never thought to ask, "hey, if these guys come looking for you, how do we tell which ones are going to kill us if they see you?"
>>858162Because you're not there for long, so you're not going to have these opportunities forever.
No.858165
>>858164He's a genius, he'll figure it out.
He thinks highly of himself, so that's why he suggested it. But the others do shoot him down pretty easily.
>one sidedIt's more of that fact that he exists now. It's like having a nuke. Even if you don't want to use it, it's there and it's going to cause you problems. Just having to deal with Chamber's ability is a problem they didn't want.
>Whalesquid issueI think they sort of answer that question. They try to triangulate their position, and even with Chamber's ability, they can not. The war is just SO FAR AWAY, that no one can imagine it coming towards them.
The Whalesquid on Earth are also different. They're much more neutral than the maneaters we saw at the beginning.
There is a Light Novel sequel. Have you read it? No.858166
Don't think I disagree with you. No one on /m/ would.
You just have to remember, Gargantia is a Japanese show about people so far into the future that we all have a hard time understanding
No.858167
>>858165>>858166Haven't read the LN yet, I might get to that sometime.
I guess it could be considered a message in and of itself: if it affects or affected somebody you know, then it's indirectly affecting you too, so don't just ignore it. Or something along those lines.
…The whole scavenging-the-ocean-floor bit is still bullshit though. Either things were built with future-tech before the Ice age, and thus wouldn't be as rusty as it all is, or it isn't, in which case it would have eroded away into nothing.
No.858168
>>858167I think there were nanomachines in the water. They do give a reason, IIRC. I'd just say that there are smelters on the land there is, but the water world is the more important part and the reason we are there.
What did you think of Chamber's reasonings and those of the enemy mecha?
No.858169
>>858168It was interesting to see them juxtaposed, and I can see the merits of the idea that the AIs develop based on their pilot, ie that their scans of the pilot's brainwaves influences their own development.
I liked it, and it made for a great confrontation, but it's getting late, and I'm having trouble putting into words exactly what I liked about their logic. I just keep circling back to how their development was clearly impacted by their pilots. Maybe I'll have a better review for you tomorrow.
No.858170
>>858169Yeah, I'm heading to bed too.
Good night.
No.858171
everything is so ded
No.858172
Everyone I know is dead
No.858178
>>858177>No Glimmer>Sexual innuendos>TrixieLooks pretty good
No.858179
>>858178Commander Tempest is my new evil mare waifu
Sorry Daybreaker
No.858180
>>858162I wish I had your problems
No.858181
With OTR kinda floundering, maybe I should consider running another quest to inject life into things
No.858183
>>858181I may be inclined to join
No.858185
>>858184ding dong bangu her
No.858187
>>858184>mix of Brit accent and JapaneseThat sounds awful
No.858189
>>858181I was feeling pressured to say the same thing
No.858190
>>858187She sounds super cute though
No.858191
How the FUCK is Primark so cheap
No.858193
>>858192The clothing chain.
No.858195
>>858194I'm guessing they are still rendering that.
No.858196
>>858194New Minecraft update?
No.858200
Sweet lord man
I passed by three different stores selling Spinners and many other stands with them
What is going on?
What Is the deal with those Spinners? What do they even do? Why are people buying them??!!
No.858202
>>858200Crazy kids and their toys.
No.858205
>>858203>>858204You know now how adults felt when pokemon hit
No.858206
>>858204Been here all along
>>858205I'm pretty sure this is more along the lines of "those kids and their noisy pop guns" than "I've lost my son to the abyss of the pocket monster, which is an agent of satan."
No.858207
>>858205A lot of that was cashing in on nostalgia with normies
No.858208
>>858207when it originally hit dummy
No.858210
>>858201>>858202>>858203I'm just more confused as to what does it even do
Like, you just hold a button and it spins and that's it?
At least pokego incited social contact and going out but this thing doesn't seem to accomplish anything
No.858212
>>858211Thanks Sion, now this is going to get stuck in my head
No.858213
>>858210It's something to keep people occupied
No.858214
>>858212I sure miss the 90's
No.858215
>>858210The target audience and the people who will buy it are the parents with hyperactive kids who need to give said kids something to keep them distracted so that the parents can do things without having to go deal with the kid every five minutes.
As someone who deals with a hyperactive child on a regular basis, there's definitely an appeal to the concept. However, the fact that a significant portion of the net is autistic (ie said hyperactive children, just grown up) resulted in the damn things getting memed to hell and back.
No.858216
>>858212Also I remembered something today that might fit with your Macross-character's personality: the Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
http://schlockmercenary.wikia.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries No.858218
>>858213>>858215Alright, that is a much more clearer explanation, Thank you Cheesy
No.858219
>>858216Okay wow haha this is pretty great
Thanks again Cheesy
No.858220
>>858219Schlock Mercenary is pretty great, yeah. It's a heck of an archive binge, since the guy's been updating regularly since 2000 without any real gaps or delays, but the guy clearly understands hard physics enough to lampshade when he has to do it wrong because the correct way wouldn't work for an audience.
It's also fun because it doesn't take itself seriously; everything's grounded in actual science, but it's often taken to the extremes.
No.858222
>>858221Well, I bet that didn't get answered.
No.858225
>>858224I want to pet these Deers
No.858227
>>858226Maybe petting it with a brushie attached to a ten foot pole
No.858229
>>858228It's glowing. Maybe it's radioactive?
No.858230
>>858229Knight please, he's just casting good magics of healing Shaman mojo
No.858234
>>858233Reasonably well. I had an eye-doctor appointment today, and apparently I've developed a bit of astigmatism, so my prescription's in need of adjustment.
It's not supposed to be serious since most people have some form of it, but the fact that it's a new development has me kind of nervous. Hopefully it's just a result of the jaw surgery altering the support structure for my eyes or something.
How about you? Busy day at work?
No.858235
>>858234Not really, it's just the multi-tasking of a bunch of stuff being put on me plus having to help my brother.
However, the situation is manageable. Has your mother improved?
No.858236
>>858235Glad to hear it; at least it sounds like a manageable workload.
She's not on a pill-hunting frenzy, but apparently she did manage to find some old substitute or something that she'd hoarded away. She runs out of it tomorrow though, and there's not many options for doctors in a town this small.
So she's not really hit the rough patch yet, but it's definitely coming.
No.858237
>>858236I've had to deal with that not too long ago, so try your best is all I can say.
No.858238
>>858237Yeah, hoping for the best and preparing for the worst.
I really shouldn't be up this late, but when it's the only time I get free from interruptions it's hard to just quit.
No.858239
>>858238It's fine if you have a day off tomorrow, not like I shouldn't be asleep either.
I'm going to try using 2d6 for Macross, since it should help even things out on most rolls. But people still have negative modifiers, so it will still be fun
No.858243
>>858242Eh. Nothing personnel, cat.
No.858244
>>858242She's a cute
>>858241Any ones that stuck so far?
No.858249
>>858248Was that you playing it?
No.858251
>>858250Oh, sweet!
I actually started playing the game again just recently to hunt down the last of the achievements
How are you liking it so far?
No.858252
>>858251Its very relaxing, fitting for a puzzle game.
Reminds me a little bit of the atmosphere from myst: peaceful and soothing with mystery behind everything
No.858253
>>858252I'm glad you like it!
My best tip for it is only this:
The game can offer so much more if you listen to the time capsules you find and read every entry on every terminal
Oh and of course, do not be worried about taking your time on the puzzles and thinking outside of the box.
No.858254
>>858253It will probably take a while to finish it since I can only sit down distraction free for a few hours a day.
Pretty fun thou, thanks for it.
No.858255
>>858254You're welcome!
It's my favourite game for a reason, so I'm glad you're not only experiencing it but liking it too!
Oh and believe me the plot will thicken too No.858256
>>858255If I didn't like it I'd just not play it!
No.858257
>>858256Heh, true enough I guess!
No.858259
>>858258just for a little bit, what's new?
No.858260
>>858259Nothing new since that big trailer that was the talk of town here
No.858262
>>858261Sounds the same as ever!
Sorry about your mom's pillz
>>858260heh
No.858263
>>858262have you accepted Commander Tempest as your new Mare overlord yet?
No.858264
>>858262Don't be, she's had problems for years and this is probably the only thing that has a chance of getting through to her.
How about you? Things holding up okay at your end? Or at least stabilizing to some extent?
No.858266
>>858265Wrong answer!
Get thrown down to the ground!
No.858267
>>858246I bet you didn't even saw this
>>857800 No.858268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwG_IjLGX9MLook at this stray dog steal the thunder of an orchestra
No.858270
>>858269Check his favorites page and find out exactly what he's into.
Then draw the baitiest lewd-bait you can for him and ask for his opinion on it in person.
No.858272
>>858270No no it's another irl friend, I talked about her before
The one that is a shameless fur and has a purple bat fursona
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/zealothia/ this one see
No.858274
>>858273It is her yes
Also not even ex we're always been just freens
No.858275
>might have singlehanded kickstarted a qt's medical career
I feel decently good today
No.858278
>>858275The hero she needs
No.858279
>10
>It says here that your name is Danger Rush
>No no no… Danger is my middle name.
No.858280
>>858267nice! totally cute!
No.858281
>>858280But I need you to tell me about Molinya's qt mark
is it accurate?
No.858283
>>858279It was so good it crashed my browser
No.858284
>>858283That's one intense crit!
No.858286
>>858281its reminds me a little of chrome actually now that I look at it close
No.858287
>>858285>diss the fly girl of KelaniWhat does he do?
No.858288
>>858287intimidating dance moves followed by a punch to the face
No.858289
>>858286Oh shoot you're right
No.858290
>>858288Now if he ever wants to do that in the quest you just need to say "I give 'em one o' these"
No.858296
>>858291What's the woman asking over the phone?
No.858299
>>858296Are they moving>>858295Damn that's rough
No.858300
>>858298oh yes this is great too
No.858301
>>858295Will you be alright?
No.858302
>>858299Then I heard right.
What kind of answer is "That'd explain the suitcase" then?
No.858306
>>858303>>858305OOOOOOOH moving as in changing residence!
No.858308
>>858299>>858301>>858307It'll be fine, but I'm just tired of moving around all the time is all, this will be the fourth house we move to this year already
No.858309
gotta dash
See you around bois
No.858315
Gordon's dry gin is the worst.
No.858318
>>858317I love her goofy face so much man
No.858319
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No.858320
>>858319You might not know this, but Kinsey ran that experiment.
With men, not futas.
No.858321
>>858320That's probably because futas don't exist.
And functional hermaphrodites are rare enough that gathering a working sample would be nigh impossible.
No.858322
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>>858320I might know because you mentioned it previously.
No.858323
>>858316The Anon of Shout is the best
No.858324
>>858320He was kinda gay though
No.858326
>>858241Since you like 40K and Fantasy, why not just go all out with that? A very diverse galaxy with the players working for one organization, trying to navigate eternal bureaucracies and ageless dynasties with cities in the sky and some in space.
No.858334
>>858333It was a day like any other. Though I'll admit I had to shell out some money to make my car not a hazard to drive.
No.858336
>>858333>get call at 1:00 from dad>"Get packed and ready to go, I'll be home in thirty minutes and then we're headed up to the Grandparent's place for the 4th of July!"So yeah, a bit out of left field, but it's a chance to see my grandparents again, so I can't complain.
No.858337
>>858335A vacuum hose (which was causing the car to shut off while driving) and a long overdue switching out of the gear shift itself (it had been wonky for a while but since I could bypass it with the shift release thing I figured it was safe to put off).
>>858336don't forget your fireworks.
No.858338
>>858336Have fun.
>>858337>car shuts off while drivingIktf. My dad's Honda does that when it gets less than half a tank, which is usually every time Inhave to use it
No.858339
>>858338You should probably get that checked out. It shouldn't do that until it's totally empty.
No.858340
>>858339It's one of the computer chips that are part of the fuel system. He keeps pushing back when he buys it, and when he does, we get a client who desperately needs it, so he takes it out of his.
No.858341
>>858340Why not order two, then?
No.858342
>>858341That would make too much sense.
Also, reality will not allow it. He'll just get two clients before I need to use it
No.858343
>>858342You never know. Maybe it was the universe trying to teach a lesson about necessary redundancy.
No.858344
>>858343I don't use it that often, so that's why I don't order it. I'll ask him tomorrow about it and get one ready.
No.858346
>>858345I'm getting some weird r63 Taz vibes from that
No.858347
DONKEY
No.858348
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m-muh
No.858352
What if a pon leaves you on Read?
No.858353
>>858352Same thing that happens to everyone else, I'd wager.
No.858359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O2G5uOHKn0Is it bad I feel cautiously optimistic about this?
No.858360
>>858359A bit. I mean, what's the point of a second Jumanji? It's not going to be nearly as fun as the first one.
No.858361
>>858360Franchise and lack of ideas
But the concept of being stuck in a video game does seem like it can be amusing
No.858362
>>858361Until it goes Tron and you have to deal with the perils of virtual life.
No.858364
>>858362If you die in the cinema, you die in real life too.
Aurora lol No.858366
Is kngihtio here
No.858368
>tfw the Simpsons movie was 10 years ago
No.858370
>>858366At work for another 2 and a half hours
No.858373
>>858372What a cute secretary.
Good night.
No.858376
>>858359Hollywood is officially scraping the bottom of the barrel now
No.858378
>>858377Maybe its okay. Just saying that if they have to turn to jumanji to find something to reboot theyve hit rock bottom.
I liked the first one tho
No.858379
>>858378I mean, it has always been an interesting concept and the only other thing that capitalized on this was Zathura - A Space Adventure which was an obvious knockoff
No.858380
>>858379My comment was more on hollywood.
But now turning to jumanji.
I always liked the cartoon more than the movie. They made jumanji way more epic and deep than it had any right to be.
No.858382
>>858381>canned laughter>>858380I don't see how this is any different than any other reboot/sequel/franchise thing
No.858383
>>858382>>858382its not. Im just saying man theyve gone through a lot of franchises to get here. Just a general statement. Not an attack on jumanji or this movie in particular.
No.858384
>>858383Oh, I see
I mean, we should start go get worried when we see reboots of…
What were some really bad movies in the 90s?
The one where Shaq was a Genie, maybe?
No.858385
>>858383>attack on jumanji These SnK crossovers are getting out of hand!
No.858386
I had a nightmare that Nopony and DM hated me
No.858387
>>858384Cable guy 2
I never got the hate. I liked the movie No.858388
>>858385I thought the monsters cinematic universe in plinkett review was a joke. Then the new mummy came out and it was real.
Im waiting for the day disney retroactively makes a cinematic universe for the disney princesses. Doable since you got all them cameos like belle in the notre dame movie
No.858389
>>858386My internet died for a sec there, man
No.858390
>>858386Put off your nightmare gogglea
No.858391
>>858390Everything is the same!
No.858394
>>858384Jokes on you, they're making Shaq-fu 2.
No.858396
Horizons wedding when?
When is that fishhorse gonna get her fishhole blown
No.858397
>>858396That's up to Wf, ain't it? He's the one running the show.
No.858398
>>858397I dunno. I thought you guys were still setting things up?
No.858399
>>858398He hasn't run in weeks.
No.858400
>>858399REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.858401
>>858400This is simultaneously good and bad for me because holy fuck am I (and therefore by extension Marina) bad at making friends.
No.858402
>>858401Maybe later today or something
I could speed it along, I do have some actual point I'm working toward, it's not meaningless faff, promise
No.858403
>>858402You don't tend to do pointless faff, and I did need to build up my stable of bridesmaids.
No.858404
Knighto boop me on stim whenever free
No.858405
Working night shift at hospital for last 4 days. Total number of interesting injuries.
1 butt plug removal.
3 alcohol related injuries that involbed someone getting stabbed wit an umbrella a broken leg and 18 staples to the chest.
1 stabbing in the psyc ward
2 broken dicks
Fun times
No.858406
>>858405>2 broken dickswas one related to the buttplug incident
No.858407
>>858406Nope old man broke his dick trying to have sex the other was the couple that were just having really rough sex from what I understand. The butt plug was a fox tail
No.858408
>>858407Interesting times.
Hope the guy with the broken leg and stab wound turns out alright.
No.858409
>>858405Beautiful work you do
No.858410
>tfw without computor until I moce tomorrow
No.858412
Sorry, had to drop off my brother.
>Google Drive on iPhone doesn't give you the elements of the Attacks
No.858416
So I have two probably usable quest concepts from earlier, and I figured I'd bring them up again before going for new ideas entirely
A) Dragon Empire - set in the same world as OTR, it happens in the Dragon Emperor's realm. A more oriental flavored quest with the party being lost in a foreign land looking for a way back home, while delving into the culture and secrets of the locals.
B) Vault Quest - no not fallout. But a brave party of ponies seeking out ancient vaults filled with unknown treasure from times past that have been found in the far corners of Equestria.
No.858417
>>858416Vault Quest sound juicy, I'd be all up in that
No.858418
>>858416Does this means OTR will officially end?
No.858419
>>858416For vault quest, if you want to go the killer DM route you could check out the manga Made In Abyss for reference. Got a lot of horrible, terrible monsters in there.
For once, the worst monsters aren't always the other delvers. No.858421
>>858416Vault sounds like a good idea to run during your break. Make everyone roll for a random character and keep running them through dungeons until they get to the checkpoint.
No.858422
>>858421>>858419Vault kind of had an overarching plot related to
Starswirl sketched out
No.858423
>>858422You'll have to do it now then. I'm sure there are lots of players who would like some closure on him.
No.858424
>>858409I'll have to stop here since I am heading out.
No.858428
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No.858429
>>858426Can i just say, fuck that first run in the Crimson Court.
Jesus fuck, that goddamn crocodile.
No.858430
>>858429I've yet to play CC
No.858432
>>858430It will frustrate you even further than the base game.
>>858431Is that supposed to be some kind of spooge golem or what
No.858433
>>858432The base game rarely frustrated me
No.858434
>>858432I think it's supposed to be one of those signs you can put on the ground that show a white silluette performing a gesture.
No.858435
>>858433I guess it's just the RNG being unkind in my case, then.
>>858434Oh, so it's just DS2's firekeeper being outed as a ho due to phantoms. And the handprints on the tree.
No.858436
>>858435Exactly. Though it's not just handprints…
No.858437
>>858436I was pointedly not mentioning the snail trail.
No.858438
>>858435No, you see, it only frustrated me when the RNG fucked me completely
When I could rely on strategy I fucking wipe the floor with the game
No.858439
>>858438>he can rely on strategyI did have to bail on a hag run earlier thanks to running into two teams of smaller hags/cultists/fungal giants. Between the cultist and the small hag they nuked my light sources/jacked up stress (to the point my healer was almost afflicted before the first one was over), and the giant's fucking shuffle spores were not helping. And since I didn't really have anyone able to hit the back rows, I couldn't bypass that 2-space wide bastard except with my jester's thing that targets the 2nd/3rd slots. Couldn't even touch the bitch in the way back until after one of the other two were dead and their corpses removed.
The fact I still managed to run a profit off the adventure was luck, though. No.858440
>>858439Well, I had a strategy that worked 90% of the time and the 10% it didn't it was because horrible rolls for several turns
Wf disagrees with me and my playstyle but I prefer compositions that rely on hitting first and hitting hard.
No need for a healer if the enemy team is dead before they scratch you
This tactic also does not work in the early game and requires some lucky item drops
No.858441
>>858440>requires luck firstHa ha, there's the problem.
No.858442
>>858441Well, either luck
Or the balls to fight the Collector a LOT
No.858444
>>858443Oh, yeah, those. Well, not muh firekeeper, I guess.
>>858442Man, fuck the collector. It's gotten to the point I can kill him more often than not, but he's still such a drain on resources. And by resources I mean time and stress.
No.858445
>>858444His fucking loot propels all my agressive builds
No.858446
>>858445>tfw all my money tends to get eaten up by curing absolutely debilitating vices that get locked within one map of their discoveryEnded up filling my barracks trying to get low-level runs to fund that shit.
now I'm looking at Veteran-level quests 7 times out of 10 and having people just standby because I can't afford to rid them of their Compulsions or light phobias.
No.858447
>>858446>Light phobiaEasy fix, go in the dark
No.858448
>>858447The problem is usually all the people who have it also have the Warrior of Light Virtue.
No.858449
>>858446Aren't you supposed to fire your adventurers every so often?
No.858450
>>858449I had to get rid of a Houndmaster earlier because he was both compulsive and kleptomaniacal. Even though I sunk money into improving his gear.
That's the main reason I'm loathe to just chuck people: I upgrade them enough to survive a half-dozen trips, and then they either level out of the range or get hopelessly afflicted.
Sunken Cost fallacy is a hell of a drug.
No.858454
>>858443Don't think I didn't notice
Some Abilities have the asterisk (*) on them, but it doesn't lead anywhere. Was there supposed to be something for it? The Heavy weapons also have double **.
>Hold Up>There's an error in the Sustained Fire, Energy Orb, Chaos, Drippled debuff, descriptionIn the Attacking area, we can make it a bit clearer.
The standard attack roll is in the list posted below. Certain weapons modify the chart in ways mentioned in their rules. Unarmed attacks without a modifier deal -2 damage even when they connect.
>List hereEnemies attack and defend separately from the players, and are rolled for by the GM.
To save on ink, you should be able to get rid of the "Summary:" part for most weapons.
Wouldn't Grenades just be 1 space? Or is that only for the first one purchased?
Might be a good idea to toss the Table treatment to Weapon and Armor mods as well.
The Fallout System survives in the Condition notes. Leave it in.
>>858453It's a nice sized van, though.
To be fair, it's probably a good thing. I know I'm getting rid of a lot of my stuff and donating them.
No.858455
>>858453My life fits in a bag
No.858456
>>858453Being light is good
No.858458
>>858457That looks a lot like mine
No.858459
>>858457Nice.
Does it come with sauna?
No.858460
>>858457>>858458It actually does!
No.858462
>>858457Looks fucking amazing
No.858466
>>858465>most important things to pack>my helmets and trench shovelGlad you got your priorities set right
No.858468
>>858466Gotta be ready for the world
No private sauna
This place is almost exactly like DM's without the dividing wall and the kitchen and bathroom changed places
No.858469
>>858468well I put the wall in myself
No.858472
>>858471Hahaha you fool
By replying to this post you allowed me to post the truth about that cursed image
No.858473
>>858472How goes the commissions?
>>858471The UB fight was fun. Can't wait to meet the rocket.
No.858476
>>858475Tell me the Shrek isn't edited in
No.858478
Have to be more careful when posting now.
>>858474Celesteela
No.858480
>>858479There was a drive between both posts, but I was parked between my postings
No.858481
>>858476We're watching all four shreks before sleeping
No.858482
>>858473Kind of bad, I'm sorry for letting you down, Knight
No.858484
>>858475That place is huge. Is it for one person?
No.858485
>>858484Yes, in my home town this would be for two people
>>858483It's logitech
No.858486
>>858482You are moving again, so I can understand.
I'll try to run again on Thursday, since it is my day off.
No.858488
>>858485You are a lucky man
No.858489
>>858488yeah this is totally for the bourgeoise like DM
No.858490
hello
No.858495
>>858494granpa's internet is slower than dial up, and my sister is a careless brat.
What's new with you?
No.858497
>>858486Sounds like a plan
Knight tell me what more you would like to see drawn by me
>>858490>>858493Hi hi Andy
Today has been tiring for me as well, took 5 busses to make today deliveries
What did you do today?
No.858499
>>858495Ooh, storytime?
Nothing new with me though
No.858500
>>858491I'm scared
I'm not allowed to have fun or good things
No.858501
>>858500I've had that feeling for the last two years. It subsides from time to time.
No.858502
>>858500But you have them!
No.858503
>>858499>>858497I drove all over doing stuff, not that interesting but tiring
No.858504
>>858502>>858501If I feel happy someone will come and take it away from me
No.858505
>>858503I feel you
Now to gather the courage to get drawing again
No.858506
>>858503Hey, your sister was driving all day too.
Driving you up the wall I bet No.858507
>>858504But nasse, the only one who could do that is
yourself No.858512
>>858511Probably for the best. It's less crushing to imagine god laughing at you than knowing without doubt she does.
No.858513
>>858512But she is
kind so she would only laugh at you to tell you
how silly you are being No.858515
peace was never an option
gotta go run around more
see you again friends
No.858516
>>858515Bye Andy.
I hope you enjoy Bastion whenever you get the chance to play it. No.858518
>>858515Good luck, Ranger.
No.858520
>>858497I think you'd benefit from drawing machines and robots. You don't have to do angular like the Transformers, but trying for a Bastion-like robot that is part of nature might help.
Besides, there aren't too many artists drawing robots. Another niche for you to exploit.
No.858522
>>858520Well, I honestly don't draw machines at all and it shows
But I always loved the art from the Metal Slug series and sometimes thought about learning from it
It's very alive and charming even on machines
No.858525
>>858524Of course you would suggest halo!
Now jokes aside I don't really like much of these war machines
What I really really like about robots and machines is seeing their parts moving and operating, the gears turning and mills moving like with Bastion! Or in that movie Robots, you know?
No.858528
>>858525Check out this person:
http://machine-robo.tumblr.com/You might like their style.
No.858529
I accidentally until 5 AM
Night
No.858530
>>858529What were you even doing? Good night
No.858531
>>858526Watch the Movie! You'll understand what I meant.
Its not much really of it being blocky, but more about seeing the parts working like when a hand is lifted or turned or the shoulder pivots rotate
I think what I mean is that I like seeing 'naked' mechanics
>>858528Okay that stuff does look Hella cool
Thanks Knight
No.858532
>>858531>'naked' mechanicsHow lewd
At any rate, it's late and I've a feeling tomorrow is going to be as draining as today was. Good night.
No.858533
>>858532Good night, sounds like you need it.
No.858534
>>858532You know what I meant!
Sleep well now
No.858535
>>858534Go to bed already. You'll need that energy for work.
No.858536
>>858535Mnnn you're right
Night Knight!
No.858537
I need a bed and some curtains
No.858538
how hot is my cpu supposed to get
No.858540
>>858539>mine is 70-80fuck
No.858541
>>858540Mine gets to 70-90 for years without issue
No.858542
>internet dies again the same way as before
Well guess no vidya today then
No.858545
I need a horse to fuck
No.858547
I wish I was blerg
No.858549
So ded
No.858551
>>858549Made by the dead, kept by the dead.
No.858552
>>858550Can't afford
I've got some Captain Morgan's white rum in the fridge but I don' really feel like drinking it
No.858555
>>858554Oh, I haven't seen that yet. Give me a sec to take a look.
No.858556
It's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
No.858557
>>858556You should bundle yourself up and think about a character for DM's campaign
No.858560
>>858554>Some Abilities have the asterisk (*) on them, but it doesn't lead anywhere. Was there supposed to be something for it? The Heavy weapons also have double **.Right, that was originally to denote abilities that had been recently added, so that they could be removed if they were too unliked/unnecessary. The double-asterisk was to denote them being heavy weapons, ie the biggest of the big guns. I'll have to check the old docs to see if the old footnote about that is still around and relevant, or if I should just remove the asterisks.
>Hold Up>There's an error in the Sustained Fire, Energy Orb, Chaos, Drippled debuff, descriptionWhat type of error? And what's the issue with Hold-Up?
Text added, that should help.
The "summary" was always more for people with digital sheets, so they could tell exactly what modifiers they have at a glance. I suppose it's not necessary, I just thought it convenient. I'll try linking a doc with the weapon summaries, while removing them from the main doc.
>Wouldn't Grenades just be 1 space? Or is that only for the first one purchased?Yes, grenades take up 1 space each, so 2 grenades take 2 space, 3 take 3 space, and so forth.
I'll work on putting the armor/weapon mods in tables too when I get the chance.
Are you asking me to leave the Condition system in, or saying it's a holdover that needs to be removed?
No.858561
>>858557>>858560Ah, I found the old note. Originally, the "heavy weapons" were supposed to be difficult to add mods to, hence the double-asterisks. Ultimately I figured that the price-gap for those weapons does a sufficient job of discouraging modding them, but we can always bring that rule back if you'd like.
No.858565
>>858560>Hold Up;)
>ErrorsI think there was a spelling error in them. Run through the autocorrect and it should clear them up.
>GrenadesAlright, they just had that weird thing where they look like they might be less that 1 weight in them. Can you change it so that it says 1 Weight each?
>ConditionsThat was a bit of a joke. You had your Fallout references in there. Though thinking about it, it might not be uncommon to run into an equivalent in space.
>>858561We'll keep it as is for now, since the group won't benefit from it. However, I can see people pooling their resources down the line.
No.858567
>>858565Ah, you finally caught that reference, didn't you?
I'll check for errors then. It might just be autocorrect being dumb. I'll get that thing for grenades written down right away.
Don't think I'll be able to get stuff tabled today since it's the 4th and there's stuff I've got to do with my dad, but I'll try to get to it eventually.
>>858566I figured you'd like it. You're creepy like that.
No.858568
>>858567Oh you have no idea
No.858569
>>858567No rush, I probably won't run until Thursday, Wednesday evening at best. I just wanted to do something productive
No.858573
>>858572Take her to the vet man
Just do it yourself tomorrow if you have a car
No.858574
>>858572That's fucked up. You don't lie about a man's dog's health.
No.858575
>>858573That's probably what's going to end up happening, because I care more about knowing whether my dog's just sick or dying than I do about using that status to try and garner pity out of it.
That and my mom's useless when it comes to actually making a decision or doing something or making a deadline. she just complains about it not getting done right.
>>858574It's more fucked up because my dad's very emotionally vulnerable about this stuff; he initially didn't want to get dogs because he knew it would hurt when their time was up.
Which makes it even more of a dick move on my mom's part because she has to know how sensitive a subject it is for my dad. It wasn't helped that she was bringing it up as my dad was trying to work in the kitchen, talking about the dog dying in the same way she'd talk about the bushes needing planting, or the trash needing to get taken out.
Honestly, I'm not sure which is worse; that my mom may be so autistic that she literally doesn't understand why she's always hurting everybody's feelings, or that she so egocentric that she just doesn't care, because she's "just telling it like it is."
No.858576
>>858575Probably the latter. The former at least has an excuse.
No.858577
>>858576Judging by the consistency with which she does this, I'm afraid it's probably the latter too. I just include the former because it's my mother, so I have to at least hope that there's a reason for it that isn't just her being a bitter old crone.
Enough about my disfunctional family though; how's your 4th of July going so far? Got anything planned with the family?
No.858578
>>858577It's been just another day so far. We burned all our fireworks on Saturday (since not everyone would be here and it's starting to rain now), and I've spent most of it in front of my computer.
As for plans… not really?
No.858580
>>858579Why is it important
No.858582
Hey
I'll be around on Thursday
No.858583
>>858582Possibility to Kelani then?
No.858584
>>858580It's the day we officially stopped fighting for representation in the English Parliament and declared our intention to be our own nation.
It also serves to celebrate our nation's founding, since the actual end of the war is very muddled, due to delays in communication, pockets of fighting, and the end of the armed conflict coming years before England officially declared the colonies to no longer be worth the trouble.
>>858578Ah, so you celebrated early. That's fair; fireworks have been going off intermittently for the past couple of days, even in New York.
We're mostly just cooking stuff that we don't usually get because it's expensive. Our house is on a hill over the town, so we'll be able to watch the fireworks show from our front porch.
>>858582Glad to hear it. Have a happy 4th of July!
No.858585
>>858583>>858584Yes and thanks
Having an okay time here
Sis is being annoying as usual
No.858586
>>858584Neat.
>>858585Drown her out with fireworks.
No.858587
>>858585Sweet!
Make sure to feel as patriotic as possible.
No.858588
>>858585I second what Fidget said; drown her out with fireworks.
>>858587Hey, our nation might not live up to them right now, but the ideas present at the founding are still worth being proud of. A bunch of primarily-englishmen from Europe's aristocratic nations declaring "all men are created equal" was pretty ballsy, especially since most of them probably would have had more to gain from establishing themselves as Lords in the colonies.
No.858590
>>858589To a talking one, at any rate. There have been deer on the show before.
No.858591
>>858589Deer are considered dumb animals in the show
No.858592
>>858589That is a blatant "smile for the press, this is a diplomatic gesture" handshake if I've ever seen one.
No.858593
>>858590Yes that's what I meant
>>858591>>858592I can still hope. If cows made it in with a speaking role then deer deserve some time in the spotlight as well
No.858594
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>>858593This reminds me, I found a drawing guide that I think you'll like.
No.858596
>>858594Dude penises have wonderful shapes why do you we love it so much?
No.858597
>>858595They hadn't, though? At least not yet. You might be looking at a SMITE character.
No.858600
>>858599She looks like a cockhungry slut
No.858601
>>858599>more than two recolorsDefinitely not Paladins. What's her name? Maybe from there I can find out where she's from.
No.858602
>>858601Nevermind
She's from Battlerite
No.858603
>>858599oh wait, found it. She's-
>>858602okay then.
No.858606
>>858605Well at least in Paladins we still have
Bucks, eh?
No.858607
>>858606har har.
And the token furry.
No.858608
>>858607Kya kya kya kya
Also yes, Pip a qt
No.858609
>>858608Well, there's Drogoz too for the scalie crowd, I guess.
No.858610
>>858609Which reminds me that Overwatch has not added any furry bait characters in their game
I guess they didn't need to
No.858611
>>858610But they've already got Hanzo and Pharah?
No.858614
>>858611Wait what is pharah animal motif? Aside from her Anubis skin
>>858612Monkey/primate furries are a big no for me
No.858615
>>858614Yes I was implying the Anubis/jackal skin was her hi-tech fursuit.
And Hanzo has his wolves.
No.858617
>>858615Oh God have you heard his lines on that Skin?
No.858619
>>858616Ah yes I remember that picture
Has anyone drawn Pharah as an actual anthro Jackal yet?
No.858620
>>858616Ahhaahhahahaha
This is great
No.858621
>>858619We'll, now you have a project to do. Draw Sombra as a Chameleon or one of those see-through fish to attract viewers to your site.
No.858622
>>858621Oh that's a good idea
Let's just hope no one does it by the time I get to it
No.858623
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No.858625
>>858624I'm still laughing
No.858626
>>858624Way to take one for the team, BDN.
No.858627
>>858626I just wanted to fuck with him since I was bored, tired and kind of pissed off. Kind of wish it happened more
No.858629
>>858627the fact it doesn't is a good thing.
No.858630
Okay the sight of the fridge completely empty save for a bottle of ketchup, two slabs of bacon and a half empty carton of milk is slightly upsetting
No.858631
>>858630Welcome to my life bro
No.858632
>>858630Could be worse. Could be no bacon and the milk could be expired.
No.858633
Wow Curry, just because you have been magic-drugged and abducted, you don't need to be a bitch
No.858634
>>858633Correct term is "bastard", and considering what he's assuming is going to happen to Felfire, he's being incredibly civil.
No.858635
>>858634The knife went dormant, chill!
No.858636
>>858635For how long? Who can say?
And what if she thinks Curry abandoned her? The captain can only do so much, even though she and Felfire sorta get along now. No.858637
>>858636Skylight left a cryptic note
No.858640
>>858631I thought you were already super better off at life?
>>858632Well, good thing I don't like bacon and pure milk
No.858641
>>858639that does explain everything.
How his parents lost him in the first place, how they never even had a hint of his existence after Skylight was born… it boggles the mind how terrible Curry's family is at being a family.
Marina's lucky her brother is a twin, otherwise she'd probably have never met him. No.858642
>>858640Aahahahahahhahahah
No.858645
>>858644I am; just got done with dinner, and I can see why Massachusetts or wherever still has a law on the books forbidding you from feeding a slave lobster more than so many days a week. The meat is good, but goddamn if it doesn't make eating dinner feel like an hour-long chore.
What you up to?
No.858646
>>858645Cleaning up before I get back to some writing practice. My cursive is really bad and I saw some really good stuff that's I want to imitate.
That or finally get back to drawing instead of wasting time on the Internets.
No.858647
>>858646I remember how I wrote in nothing but cursive for the longest time, because the school I'd gone to in North Carolina made it mandatory for you to write in cursive. I think it was a good thing- my cursive's still messy, but it's miles ahead of the cursive I've seen from other kids who were in public schools from day one.
I should probably try drawing sometime too. It's just a matter of finding a time where I know I won't be interrupted, and a spot where I don't feel cramped.
No.858648
>>858647There's been a lot of bad cursive and even regular writing I've seen from people and coworkers. There's a few I just have to ask every time what they wrote.
No.858649
>>858648Handwriting is becoming a lost skill in this age of keyboards and touchpads.
Granted, my handwriting's probably not that good either, since I haven't had to write anything more complex than a shopping list in a while now.
No.858650
>>858649This is the sheet I printed to practice on.
I've actually started to write out a lot of my notes on my paper. I think it's better for stream of conscious stuff. I just make sure to type it out later for cloud storage.
No.858651
>>858650Hey, I'm pretty sure that's one of the sheets we used when they were teaching us cursive!
Yeah, I've always liked writing myself notes on index cards to give me summarized pointers on whatever subject I'm needing notes on.
No.858653
>>858652Don't be so hard on yourself. It was a private school, for starters, so my parents were paying money to get me that kind of education. And even then, Cursive is a dying art, since most public schools not only don't teach it, but actively discourage it- I remember most of my high school teachers made most of their assignments mandatory that you write in print, while some would actually refuse to accept work written in cursive.
No.858654
>celebrate your country's independence by blowing up a small part of it
At least my dogs aren't going crazy tonight
There is a lot of people with really bad writing, period. They went to the same classes as me but i could never understand their writing. When I needed to copy notes, there were a few people you just couldn't ask at all.
No.858655
>>858654>blowing up a small part of itBut the fireworks are supposed to explode in midair…
There's no fixing a lack of caring. Some people just don't give a damn if anyone can understand what they're writing.
No.858656
>>858655I'll be honest, I copied my non-cursive writing from one of the girls in my class. It looked really nice
and if you used Wide Ruled paper, it would make short work of the "write an X page paper" assignments No.858657
>>858656>write an X page paperAs someone who would try to write small so I could fit as much as I could on my private stuff and notes, I hated those assignments. At least until when we were able to print them out. I was pretty good at padding my work out to fill the required number of pages.
No.858658
>>858657I used to do the same, but I learned how much better nice, big, bubble letters were by copying it that it stuck ever since. My issue is that sometimes I write fast and that makes it look real bad.
No.858659
>>858658Maybe I should have copied somebody else's print too; cursive is great for lefties, but print is a nightmare. You're hand's always obstructing your ability to see what you've already put down, so you either don't see your mistakes until you finish the line, or you have to pause constantly to double-check your work. It completely screws up my letter spacing.
You were probably right about me needing my rest, though. I think I'm going to turn in for the night.
No.858660
>>858659>You're hand'sYeah, I'm definitely feeling the drain. Good night, everyone.
No.858661
>>858659>>858660>neighbor is blasting La MacarenaIt feels so appropriate on the 4th of July
Good night
No.858663
>>858662I really like that picture.
No.858665
What's up
No.858666
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No.858668
>>858665Still trying to work on quest ideas
No.858669
>>858668It will have to be on the sub, since Wf got so butthurt he removed me from Discord.
Very mature.
No.858674
>>858669Don't worry, we'll restore it once emotions have stopped running so high.
No.858675
>>858674I'm not the one who you have to convince. I didn't leave on my own volition after all.
No.858676
>>858675What have you been doing there
No.858681
Any1 up for vidya?
No.858684
>>858683Can I have a sex robot that looks like the professor then
No.858686
>>858685You may not like it but this what peak performance looks like
No.858687
>>858686I mean, if I am going to trust the word of anyone on robots, it
will be the guy who looks like just fucking jacked out of the Matrix
No.858688
>>858683I mean, those child sex bots might stop a pedo from actually feeling up a little boy
No.858690
>>858689So would fucking a horse be more acceptable than fucking a robot?
No.858691
>>858688Yeah, that's the arguments
Molesting kids is obviously a crime
Producing images and whatnot is also obviously a crime, and so is looking for it/paying for it/DL-ing it for the obvious reason that it encourages molestation
Fucking a robot that looks like a kid is obviously a victimless crime though, and I think it's a fallacy to say that it would 'normalize' this behaviour. It would still be unacceptable, but they'd have an outlet.
Unless the robot is like the kid from the movie AI.
No.858692
>>858688One would imagine that's their general purpose.
Buy a kid bot and fuck it without needing to worry about raping an actual person.
But I guess it'd be better if they instead raped kids or killed themselves out of frustration and shame like gay people back in the 50s
No.858693
>>858692As I said, I think the worry is that such a thing existing would 'normalize' pedophilia
No.858694
>>858691>Unless the robot is like the kid from the movie AI.That's kinda the fucking point when you're saying they should have child robots. When such things become possible pedos will pay for it.
>>858692>or killed themselves out of frustration and shame like gay people back in the 50sFunny that you mention that.
But that couldn't happen to pedos
or will it No.858695
>>858691Paying for it, sure, but how does pirating cp increase the production of cp, when supposedly pirating any other media harms it?
>>858693So again, rape people or go straight to suicide.
There are no legal outlets for people with a condition like pedophilia, and in most cases you can't even get decent medical help.
No.858696
>>858694I guess it depends on whether mankind can create actual sentience or not.
If it is just a recording screaming for help, that's fucked up, but still harmless.
If we create sentience just to literally torture it, that's… kind of fucked up? Even if it is a robot? That's not an issue for this century, but for the future of AI.
>>858695If there were 0 downloads on them they would not exist
But I don't know enough about how that shit is distributed to weigh in.
Also, yes, I'm not arguing against you, I'm just saying what the concerns of other people might be with this.
No.858697
>>858690Depends on whether the horse has been gene-modded to be sapient enough to consent.
No.858698
>>858696Psychopaths usually start with killing small animals but in the end that's not good enough anymore.
Drug addicts start with relatively harmless drugs, in the end that becomes not good enough.
While I don't think these robots would normalize pedophilia
I think other societal trends could be far better at that such as the rise in child weddings in Europe., the idea that it would somehow be an outlet and prevent child rape is just fantasy to me.
You should be discouraging pedophilia in any way possible, not giving it a place in society.
No.858699
>>858696I know the common arguments, and while I see where a lot of them come from many of them also tend to sound like "well if we have legal gay porn then everyone will become gay and humans go extinct".
As for cp production, I'd imagine it kinda falls into several categories
-people who make it to sell it, either as bootleg dvds in thailand or on some deep web whatever marketplaces
-people who upload their home videos for the sake of sharing
Neither of those types is going to stop production because they are getting no downloads on whatever the modern equivalent of Limewire is. The only one who might care about free download counts is the guy who embeds viruses into them.
>>858698How do we discourage a mental illness?
No.858700
>>858699Same way we do with other mentally ill people.
Pump em full of drugs and remove the more violent ones into some hospital.
No.858701
>>858698Well, yes, I agree it should be discouraged and shunned as a practice.
On the other hand, as DM said, a lot of these people probably do not choose to have these urges and there's not much that can be done for them. Worse, they probably can't even get help from anywhere. It really is a dilemma that has no good answer right now. And I don't want to defend them, not by any means, especially not those who act on the urges and do horrible stuff to kids but then again, they are sick in the head to begin with.
>>858699Remind of some article from a cop who was infiltrating a deep web forum and one of the frequent posters was a wife and husband who took pictures/videos of them raping their own kids. So I guess you're right, that would not change anything.
No.858702
>>858701Everybody has urges. People have urges to kill. Urges to do terrible things to their loved ones or themselves. People have urges to do sexual things that would be inappropriate.
Part of being in a civilized society is learning to not give in to those urges. I do not blame these pedophiles for having urges. I blame those who give in to them.
I'm sure there's many pedophiles who live amongst us and you'd never even know since they just decide to keep that shit in their head.
I'd salute those people but I never will because they'll never tell.
If it comes to the point where they're watching child porn, it's become a mental disease. And letting people fuck child like dolls is not keeping your urges in.
No.858703
>>858702I suppose there is some truth in that.
So what about our urges to fuck horses No.858707
>>858706Oh shit
Eat nigguh, eat!
Pig out!
No.858709
>>858708Tell me what lewd I must find for you as reward
No.858710
>thought I'd have food for days
>nope, it's not gonna last until tomorrow
No.858711
>>858707Did you forget what I told you yesterday? There's almost nothing on the fridge!
We're officially poor
No.858712
>>858710Because it was not so much or you ate it all?
No.858713
>>858712Because it was not so much
No.858714
>>858711>it's officialCongrats, I guess?
No.858715
>>858709No humans allowed
>>858711That'd be a great story to sell commissions with, actually
No.858716
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>>858715That's not very specific!
No.858717
>>858714at least It'll end soon
We're moving to a new house wit much cheaper rent and everything
>>858715Hehehe, help a starving deer
No.858718
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No.858719
>got an assignment done on schedule for onceSlightly worrying
>>858716Well that's just fine
No.858720
>>858716I came so many times to that pic. It's just perfect.
No.858721
>>858719You're becoming an adult.
I was wondering. If I came to Singapore, like in October, would you have time to show me around?
No.858722
>>858717Still no go-ahead on becoming Wf's manservant/pet artist?
No.858723
>>858721Flattering, but this assignment is leagues below what I'm used to. It is jut a Summer School, after all.
Earlier the better, but I should have time within the month.
No.858724
>>858723It's nothing definite at all so I can't say more now.
No.858726
>>858722Barely have money to survive, how could I have money to take a plane!
No.858727
>>858726That's the thing about indentured servitude! The guy who buys you pays the fare. And your freedom for the next several years, but that's beside the point.
No.858728
>>858727I mean, I dunno
If Wf thought it would be worth it to bet that much money on a ramdom brazillian he knows from the internet
No.858729
>>858728I'm only half-seriousWould you do it, though? Work visa and then maybe citizenship?
No.858732
>>858730Well, then it sounds like as soon as you secure a source of food (wildlife, when properly prepared, can suffice) and clean water, it'll be time to start working and saving for the trip.
No.858733
>>858732That's what I plan to do once we're stable
No.858734
>>858732Hey Fidget you should do the same
we could both live together with Wf
And then I could teach you how to draw!
And then we could both draw together while Wf manages it so we could get money to pay the rent with him
It would be the birth of an studio No.858735
>>858734but maali
I am a simple farmer, unfit for the luxury art of drawing
And drawing micro/macro stuff for Wf until the end of my days doesn't seem terribly appealing.
No.858736
>>858735Come on, we wouldn't have to do it forever
I'm sure just one or two nice pictures once in a while would suffice him, and then we could move on to your training
No.858737
>>858736>nice picturesha ha ha, those would take years
No.858738
>>858737Didn't you color pics on MLPG?
No.858739
>>858737Years you and me would spend together in harduous training
No.858740
>>858738and they were shit jobs that were flat, at
best.>>858739no homo though
No.858741
>>858740Sound pretty gay to me
No.858742
>>858741That's why i said no homo.
It's not gay if you say no homo.
No.858744
>once time I can sleep early
>blow it
Meh
slp
No.858745
>>858743It's not a rabbit hole you should go down, BDN.
Unless you can proof yourself against catfishes.
No.858746
>>858745It's all already there desu, there are threads catering to my interests that seem to be a regular thing
No.858747
>>858746Well, as long as you don't gaze too deep into the abyss, you should be fine.
No.858748
>>858747>going to /soc/>looking at camwhoresHe's already past saving
No.858749
>>858748At least he's not digging for traps, right?
No.858750
>There's no torrent app for the iPhone unless I jailbreak
I could handle not being able to see webms, but this is too much
No.858753
>>858752…that's a bong of some kind, right? Not a dildo?
No.858754
>>858753It's totally both
No.858755
>>858753It's a marijuana pipe, yes.
Which also looks like a dildo.
No.858756
>>858754>glass dildosLiving dangerously there, Nasse.
>>858755One wonders where people keep finding these things.
No.858758
>>858755Mate that looks more like a meth pipe than anything
No.858759
>>858758It was actually identified as a marijuana pipe though.
No.858760
>>858759Looks mighty strange just for pot
No.858762
>>858761What are you on about Knight(?)
No.858764
>>858763How can such words with so much confidence
No.858770
>>858769They must have put in a lot of time scoping the place out and figuring out when it was most likely to be clear.
>Kid is up for the second or third time>wailing at the top of her lungsGod fucking damn, she's been home all of two hours and she's been throwing tantrum after tantrum the whole time. I'm gonna end up strangling the brat at this rate.
No.858771
>>858770Just make sure to sell it as a media stunt and stream it.
No.858772
>>858770Record it and say she's gonna be a star
No.858773
>>858771>>858772Eh, she's quieted down now, and I guess part of it is that apparently my sister's started catching on to the idea of not letting her get away with her bullshit, so I'll hold off for now.
Hopefully them being home a day early doesn't screw up my plans to take our dog to the vet tomorrow.
No.858774
>>858773Hope it comes back all clear.
Also good night.
No.858775
>>858758I'd have said crack pipe as well.
That's no pot.
No.858780
>>858779Having my pride ruined from someone having a better poster than me
No.858781
>>858780Order a cooler one from Gearbest. Win the fight by getting it for less than the other one
